As you'd expect, Black Friday started and ended in madness. I was watching an NBC new report about that and they even reported that 1.8 million towels were sold from Walmart...yeah...towels.

THEY'RE SO AWESOME!!!!!

Likely preparing for the arrival of Vogons.

Thanks, now I have to get a new a$$.

Don't forget to bring a towel.

I'll bring my 1.8 million!

Wanna get high?

1.8 million in a country of 300 million? Somehow that doesn't seem like the shopping extravaganza Black Friday is made out to be.

I laugh at the "Black Friday" sales in Canada. It's just a name, the slashed prices that are hallmark of the phenomenon in the US are nowhere to be seen here.

I went into futureshop this morning to pick up a movie, forgetting about the sale, and I could only laugh at how gullible people were, tripping over each to pick up items that were only discounted the same amount as an average weekly sale.

God, I love seeing idiots separated from their money. It gives me faith in humanity.

No, i just want this:
http://i69.servimg.com/u/f69/11/79/42/29/gamesp10.gif

No reports of trampling deaths or heads getting bashed in because there was only one 50% discounted TV left?

I suppose people are really serious about early preparation for towel day.

Note: Do you have a towel?