Odonnell435: Now, you didn't say how many jokes we could put down. So how about a a few of lawyer jokes?

1. What is the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? A vampire only sucks blood at night.

2. what's the ideal weight of a lawyer? About 3 lbs, including the urn.

3. what does a lawyer use for birth control? His personality.

4. What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50? Your honor.

5. What do you call a lawyer gone bad? senator.

Edit: Trust me if you think these are bad than brother I got plenty more were that came from :3