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Srice n' shoot!

Shadow Warrior Complete, the legendary over-the-top FPS starring Lo Wang, the ultimate Asian badass, is now available on GOG.com for only $5.99!

There is the way of the sword, the way of the fist, the way of the sub-machine gun, and the way of the sticky bomb. But there's also the way of Lo Wang, that combines them all. It also adds a bit from the path of ass-kicking and gets much inspiration from the driveway of dukedom. To define the way of Lo Wang in layman's terms, it's a Fu Manchu Kung Pao tao ninja tofu Beijing kung fu teriyaki Tokyo ramen kawaii Gangnam hentai sushi katana usagi shuriken miso samurai fighting style, but it differs from the traditional Fu Manchu Kung Pao tao ninja tofu Beijing kung fu teriyaki Tokyo ramen kawaii Gangnam hentai sushi katana usagi shuriken miso samurai fighting style in that it embraces the gift of rail-gun.

Shadow Warrior Complete feels like a mix of Duke Nukem 3D with every bad kung fu movie ever made. Lo Wang is just as much outspoken as the Duke, and the humor here is even more tongue-in-cheek. The game is brutal and bloody, maybe even more than Duke's adventures, thanks to the use of katanas. The story of revenge over the Zilla Corporation takes us through 22 creative maps crafted in 3D Realms' updated Build engine. The Twin Dragon expansion adds another 13 levels and the elusive Wanton Destruction map-pack brings in 12 further arenas of mayhem. You get all that, and a soundtrack, in our Shadow Warrior Complete pack!

Are you ready for some badassery, blood, guts, and racial stereotypes? In other words: who wants some Lo Wang? Grab Shadow Warrior Complete, for only $5.99!
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aluinie: Did not see this one coming
"Ancient Chinese Secret"
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tburger: Not my cup of tea. I would rather see Terminal Velocity from 3D Realms.
http://www.gog.com/forum/general/release_terminal_velocity
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tburger: Not my cup of tea. I would rather see Terminal Velocity from 3D Realms.
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Thiev: http://www.gog.com/forum/general/release_terminal_velocity
Joo got ninja'd so bad...wow, that hurts :P
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JudasIscariot: Joo got ninja'd so bad...wow, that hurts :P
:P
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Fuzzyfireball: Finally.

Finally it looks like 3D Realms is releasing more of their games here. I mean, Jesus Christ, it took soooooooo long.

Don't get me wrong, I'm super fucking happy, but holy shit that took a while :P
Man, I expected you to have a stroke about this, Fuzzy :D

I know you're one of the old-school shooter fanatics :D
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JudasIscariot: Man, I expected you to have a stroke about this, Fuzzy :D

I know you're one of the old-school shooter fanatics :D
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Fuzzyfireball: I almost spit my coffee :D
I speeled my dreenk! :D
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jamyskis: I think I have a white stain in my trousers...

HOLY. FUCK.

(Just bought it, by the way)
You might want to try standing a little bit closer to the sink while brushing your teeth. Or brush'em while you're still in your pajamas ;-).
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SCPM: Powerslave and Nam? Or if you want to go too far, Extreme Paintbrawl, Tek-War, and the Witchaven games.
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Floydinizer: Oh yeah, never played those two, but I've read alot about Powerslave.

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ReynardFox: William Shatner's TekWar. :B
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Floydinizer: Had to google that one. Is it... good?
I actually liked it, but I know a lot of people were not fans.