Ice_Mage: The short story is that around 2011, the EU passed a law that requires websites to nag you about cookies. Since virtually every single site uses cookies, browsing the web is now a significantly more frustrating experience.
The problem is maybe they shouldn't have them in the first place or a slightly longer version of that from below.
The rule I can circumvent
See, there are a lot of small prints in the GDPR text. It’s 11 chapters with 99 articles, after all. And the Cookie Law has even more text. Nobody has time to read it all!
But the real trick is in this one, hidden, line. I’ll paraphrase, because the actual line is boring,lawyer-corporate-enterprise, speak.
In no fewer words, GDPR & the Cookie Law states:
Stop. Fucking. Tracking. Everyone. On. The. Internet.
Now this isn’t entirely true, I should admit. If I were to use a few more words, the summary of GDPR would be:
Stop. Collecting. Everyone’s. Personal. Browsing. Data. On. Every. Website.
As a small aside: yes, I am available for hire as a copywriter.
Now that we briefly summarized the policy, what’s the loophole?
The loophole
Turns out to be quite simple really.
Want to know why I don’t have a cookie notice on this site? It’s because I don’t track you.
I don’t track your browser habits, I don’t collect your screen resolutions or fingerprint you in any way. In fact, I couldn’t care less who you are or why you’re reading this.
There’s no Google Analytics tracking, no Google Ads or Double Click advertising. There’s no hidden Facebook or Twitter pixel.
And guess what? The site still works. We don’t need any of that!
https://ma.ttias.be/loophole-cookie-notices/