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Posted March 05, 2017
This is a long shot, but does anyone here by any chance work for USPS? Or knows anyone who does? If so, please PM me.
Posted February 08, 2019
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ZFR: This is a long shot, but does anyone here by any chance work for USPS? Or knows anyone who does? If so, please PM me.
Bump!
Guys, need some help with USPS. It seems like they lost my package and nobody there want's to help. I am totally pissed of. Any suggestions?
Post edited February 08, 2019 by BoringLozlo
Posted February 08, 2019
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ZFR: This is a long shot, but does anyone here by any chance work for USPS? Or knows anyone who does? If so, please PM me.
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BoringLozlo: Bump!
Guys, need some help with USPS. It seems like they lost my package and nobody there want's to help. I am totally pissed of. Any suggestions?
Make a glass of earl gray tea with a teaspoon of sugar and a splash of whole milk. Sleep on it. Call them again tomorrow. If you yelled, cursed, or insulted them on the phone today, begin tomorrow's conversation by admitting that you did that and offering your apology. Then proceed with the call.
Posted February 08, 2019
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BoringLozlo: Bump!
Guys, need some help with USPS. It seems like they lost my package and nobody there want's to help. I am totally pissed of. Any suggestions?
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misteryo: Make a glass of earl gray tea with a teaspoon of sugar and a splash of whole milk. Sleep on it. Call them again tomorrow. If you yelled, cursed, or insulted them on the phone today, begin tomorrow's conversation by admitting that you did that and offering your apology. Then proceed with the call.
I don't think that will work. Earl Grey tea has bergamot in it, which is a citrus fruit. Which has citric acid. Which curdles milk.
Reminds me of the time my MIL put milk in herbal tea which unknown to her, had lemon in it...
Posted February 08, 2019
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misteryo: Make a glass of earl gray tea with a teaspoon of sugar and a splash of whole milk. Sleep on it. Call them again tomorrow. If you yelled, cursed, or insulted them on the phone today, begin tomorrow's conversation by admitting that you did that and offering your apology. Then proceed with the call.
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TARFU: I don't think that will work. Earl Grey tea has bergamot in it, which is a citrus fruit. Which has citric acid. Which curdles milk.
Reminds me of the time my MIL put milk in herbal tea which unknown to her, had lemon in it...
Earl Gray does not curdle milk. Source: me, who drinks it exactly as described every day.
Posted February 08, 2019
I was going to reply to ZFR about his postal problem but then realized that his inquiry was made two years ago. I'm sure he has received his lost mail by now. Totally, like about 75% sure.
Posted February 08, 2019
At least he could have updated this thread. How did he get his mail at the end? What was in it? Did it function? Was it broken? Was it worth the price?
Posted February 08, 2019
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TARFU: I don't think that will work. Earl Grey tea has bergamot in it, which is a citrus fruit. Which has citric acid. Which curdles milk.
Reminds me of the time my MIL put milk in herbal tea which unknown to her, had lemon in it...
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misteryo: Earl Gray does not curdle milk. Source: me, who drinks it exactly as described every day.
Weird. Don't think I'll be trying that, though. I take my tea black.
Posted February 08, 2019
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misteryo: Earl Gray does not curdle milk. Source: me, who drinks it exactly as described every day.
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TARFU: Weird. Don't think I'll be trying that, though. I take my tea black.
I'm not weird. You're weird.

[muttering under breath]: teawithoutmilkbarbaric!howcouldyou?
Posted February 08, 2019
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TARFU: Weird. Don't think I'll be trying that, though. I take my tea black.
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misteryo: I'm not weird. You're weird.

[muttering under breath]: teawithoutmilkbarbaric!howcouldyou?
My in-laws agree with you.
Posted February 08, 2019
I do, but I didn't accidentally set fire to your package while practicing my juggling act, piss it out because I couldn't find a fire extinguisher, stomp out the last smoldering remains and then bury it in my backyard to hide it.

Frankly, I'm offended you would even suggest such a thing!
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TARFU: Weird. Don't think I'll be trying that, though. I take my tea black.
I take my tea like I take my girlfriend.
Post edited February 08, 2019 by Randalator
Posted February 08, 2019
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Randalator: I do, but I didn't accidentally set fire to your package while practicing my juggling act, piss it out because I couldn't find a fire extinguisher, stomp out the last smoldering remains and then bury it in my backyard to hide it.

Frankly, I'm offended you would even suggest such a thing! I take my tea like I take my girlfriend.
Soooo. you don't drink tea?
Posted February 08, 2019
It was 2 years ago. My original question wasn't about letters, lost or otherwise, but stamps.
Posted February 08, 2019
Have you spoken to Jerry's landlord?
Posted February 08, 2019
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TARFU: Weird. Don't think I'll be trying that, though. I take my tea black.
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misteryo: I'm not weird. You're weird.

[muttering under breath]: teawithoutmilkbarbaric!howcouldyou?
Also, just for you:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXzoJin8-p0
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