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No ninjas? :(
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Emob78: I felt an unusual level of contempt and anger towards the narrator and his voice. Had to go outside and take in some air, have a smoke... collect myself.

Nah, fuck that guy. He sounds like a banker's rich son, plus he reads his lines like he's trying to sell me something.

F that video.
Probably trying to sell you his channel?
Funny, but far too inaccurate.
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timppu: No ninjas? :(
The shadows live, but the shadows don't have a voice. A shadow cannot exist where light is being cast...
Post edited March 22, 2016 by KiNgBrAdLeY7
Hey! I am the Man who arranges the Blocks...and so, I humbly submit that it is possible to watch a "complete history of" video that is not only clever/funny/exceptionally well-produced, but also one in which the over-generalizations are both essentially accurate and eerily relevant to 2016 American politics...! :D 8o >8(
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Hmm. It seems there's no avoiding the "moral ugliness" in political history videos, though.
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Lin545: But okay for average McDonalds customer.
Remarkably enough, @5:28 in A Complete History Of The Soviet Union, Arranged To The Melody Of Tetris the video acknowledges that very important political demographic!
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sedricm: Remarkably enough, @5:28 in A Complete History Of The Soviet Union, Arranged To The Melody Of Tetris the video acknowledges that very important political demographic!
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Hello extremely! ** are worst *campers*! These are best for letting go near *[url=https://traditio.wiki/%D0%9E%D1%80%D0%B3%D0%B8%D1%8F_%D0%B2_%D0%91%D0%B8%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%BE%D0%B3%D0%B8%D1%87%D0%B5%D1%81%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BC_%D0%BC%D1%83%D0%B7%D0%B5%D0%B5]universities* and ** to misuse *coitus* in political *GO! GO!* *dance*, outside of rational *think*! The *slippery place* they make is not *food*, no don't need to *consume* it, its already *garbage*! *Smell* is their *dance*! The *smell* only results in a *[url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-FVd1JcbnY]happy time* afterwards! Many *pieces* ago, we are *too happy* to understand this - it is better not to *frumple* or else there is so much problems!
Post edited March 22, 2016 by Lin545
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timppu: No ninjas? :(
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: The shadows live, but the shadows don't have a voice. A shadow cannot exist where light is being cast...
but shadow cannot exist without light. It's the light which casts the shadow ... :p
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: The shadows live, but the shadows don't have a voice. A shadow cannot exist where light is being cast...
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immi101: but shadow cannot exist without light. It's the light which casts the shadow ... :p
Exactly. Light is ALWAYS going to need the shadow, for doing its dirty work... And attract the spotlight purposefully afterwards, usually as a decoy...
Post edited March 22, 2016 by KiNgBrAdLeY7
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: Exactly. Light is ALWAYS going to need the shadow, for doing its dirty work... And attract the spotlight purposefully afterwards, usually as a decoy...
Shadow is cast by object ("hill"), where light does not reach.
Without light, shadow is everywhere. Because its in singularity - its perceived as "night" - and makes light more visible.
I, for one, am a big history buff and I didn't take anything in the video too seriously. I quite literally LMAO'd. I do not have an arse anymore. I need to go to a doctor.

After watching the video, I believe that this this video could be shown in schools as factual and could cover the entire American Primary Curriculum on Foreign Cultures. #CloseEnough
Honestly though, more was covered in this dopey 9 minute video on Japan than the entire American Primary Curriculum.
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Trevorscow: I, for one, am a big history buff and I didn't take anything in the video too seriously. I quite literally LMAO'd. I do not have an arse anymore. I need to go to a doctor.
I like "Shogun", its American film about Japan. Its really fun to watch and educative without "burger"-mentality.
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sedricm: Remarkably enough, @5:28 in A Complete History Of The Soviet Union, Arranged To The Melody Of Tetris the video acknowledges that very important political demographic!
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Lin545: *Liberasts* are worst *campers*! These are best for letting go near ** and *[url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-uS4-5K6Jo]church* to misuse *coitus* in political *GO! GO!* *dance*, outside of rational *think*! The *slippery place* they make is not *food*, no don't need to *consume* it, its already *garbage*! *Smell* is their *dance*! The *smell* only results in a *happy time* afterwards! Many *pieces* ago, we are *too happy* to understand this - it is better not to *frumple* or else there is so much problems!
*Jumping Peppers*!!! These are *fat* words. *Campers* are always trying to *jumping in front* but they are not from *above*! They are not Arilou. They are only *many bubbles*--they *play* at *slippery places* with Orz, but it is only *fingers*! It is *silly*. You are *squirting pretty colors* for Orz to *take*...I am *absorbing*!
It is so *frumple*. Nnnggaaaahhh!! Always the *campers* do not *smell* their own *level*, but they think they *see*. They *spit*: 'there is no *special sauce* to have *parties*', but also do not *juice squeezing*? It is not a *fun game*. So I *spread the wax* but the *silly cows* ask for *dancing*--is it for the *juice*? We do not have enough! But when the *campers* are *sick*, the *sauce* is very *squishy* and then it is *happy days*.
Do you want to *squirt* again? If you want to, then you do. It is best, I know it.
Post edited March 22, 2016 by sedricm
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Elmofongo: Oh internet, what have you created:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh5LY4Mz15o

Despite the amusing presentation its more or less accurate with its historical facts.
There's also a history of the world now - also amusing:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xuCn8ux2gbs

It was released more than a year ago and I never realized it existed until now! So yes, I'm resurrecting this thread!
Post edited March 05, 2019 by tremere110