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i was standing here touching my face and in the process took a deep whiff, tho accidental, of my index and middle fingers. and my gog, they reek like onions.

i made a big chicken salad yestday so i figure maybe thats it but that wasd yesterday morning. wtf this is driving me nuts. now i want a giant potroast.
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When I woke up this mornin' I felt a pang,
I was hungry for some apple pie.
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fortune_p_dawg: i was standing here touching my face and in the process took a deep whiff, tho accidental, of my index and middle fingers. and my gog, they reek like onions.

i made a big chicken salad yestday so i figure maybe thats it but that wasd yesterday morning. wtf this is driving me nuts. now i want a giant potroast.
I beg your pardon,sir.
Well, maybe your fingers were already digging into a giant pot roast while you were asleep.

...And that's where I turn off my imagination and forget I ever read the forum title...
Post edited August 27, 2018 by thomq
You probably ate an onion with a teaspoon and are too ashamed to confess it...
Scrub your fingers with a lemon to remove the smell.
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Lone_Scout: You probably ate an onion with a teaspoon
How do you eat onions with a teaspoon? :P
Out of a jar (pickled onions).
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Lone_Scout: You probably ate an onion with a teaspoon and are too ashamed to confess it...
Scrub your fingers with a lemon to remove the smell.
i ate hotsauce witha spoon, but less for onions. oh and quite often peanut or almond butter when i want a nutrient rich but low carb substrate
Post edited August 27, 2018 by fortune_p_dawg
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Lone_Scout: You probably ate an onion with a teaspoon and are too ashamed to confess it...
Scrub your fingers with a lemon to remove the smell.
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fortune_p_dawg: i ate hotsauce witha spoon, but less for onions. oh and quite often peanut or almond butter when i want a nutrient rich but low carb substrate
Okay forget the onions, how many gallons of Pepto-Bismol do you go through every week? :P
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fortune_p_dawg: i was standing here touching my face and in the process took a deep whiff, tho accidental, of my index and middle fingers. and my gog, they reek like onions.

i made a big chicken salad yestday so i figure maybe thats it but that wasd yesterday morning. wtf this is driving me nuts. now i want a giant potroast.
Don't worry, it's quite normal. When ogres and people are getting older, they're starting to resemble onion - in smell, having browned skin and little hairs here and there etc. Everything is fine :)
Post edited August 27, 2018 by MartiusR
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fortune_p_dawg: *snip*
You sure it smelled like onions and not like fish?
As soon as I saw the title, I knew that fortune_p_dawg was back again.
How I have missed these threads.
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fortune_p_dawg: i ate hotsauce witha spoon, but less for onions. oh and quite often peanut or almond butter when i want a nutrient rich but low carb substrate
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tinyE: Okay forget the onions, how many gallons of Pepto-Bismol do you go through every week? :P
you know how one cures a piece of baked clay by constantly sending it into the fire? my stomach is that peice of baked clay
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tinyE: Okay forget the onions, how many gallons of Pepto-Bismol do you go through every week? :P
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fortune_p_dawg: you know how one cures a piece of baked clay by constantly sending it into the fire? my stomach is that peice of baked clay
I have a pretty strong stomach too, but that's nuts! :P

Also, what does this have to do with Skyrim?
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fortune_p_dawg: you know how one cures a piece of baked clay by constantly sending it into the fire? my stomach is that peice of baked clay
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tinyE: I have a pretty strong stomach too, but that's nuts! :P

Also, what does this have to do with Skyrim?
this is a good point. there are no onions in skyrim.

in OBLIVION onions are legion