^ He loves motor-boating.

^ claims to use the imperial system, defends pubicly its the best system, but in reality, uses ONLY the best and only measurement system: the metric system.

^ He is unaware that I, as a polymath, am adept of both systems of measurement and have no preference between them.

^ Prefers to measure distances in Li like any civilized person.

^ preferes to measures distances by randomly floating a number

^ Prefers to measure size by using well-known animals as units.

^ Compares everything to the size of his genitals, so every length has a very large number when measured using that "unit".

^ Only floats numbers if they use the floating point format.

^ Its not an integer or natural person. Always making things more complex than they really are.

^ He meant to accuse the user who posted just before him of trying to make things seem more difficult than they really are.

^ The accuser of the accuser wishes to be known he has also been sacked.

^ Is carrying the sack right now.

^ Invited me to play real life Double Dragon, but ended up dragging me into a mass brawl. RUDE!

^ does not play well with others either in real life Double Dragon or pc Double Dragon

^ He doesn't deserve a "baseless allegation."


EDIT:
^ He was attended by a team of foxy Chinese nurses who tended his wounds and gave him extensive and meticulous full-body sponge baths.

^ does not know what a baseless allegation is, so keeps asking random strangers for ideas for baseless allegations.