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Yes, the Mother of All Mothers in Law must be the most horrendous abomination in the universe!
Nyarlathotep the Crawling Chaos couldn't hold a candle to her.
That four armed barbarian should go and hold poor Aestridr for a little while.
The torment she's been through, young wretch deserves some cuddling comfort.
Fight 34 is my favorite so far. Mother of All Mothers in Law is a grade A trollop. lol. The dialogue is gold.
After leaving the arena, Lemmy looks his fur, full of blood. He even finds a piece of bowel in his ear. "I'm a monster, but the true monster is still alive and I won't find peace before being able to rip her head off and shit down her neck".
He removes the piece of Keith from his ear and eats it. "Hmm... too much fat !".
(I don't know if it's too late to enter this fight club... but I'll try anyway if that's ok.)

Character: Gerald, the Meka Manatee.
Special Powers: Ultra high discharge electric shockwave, both underwater and in the air; Godzilla-like super tail slash; Paralyzing ultrassonic chant.
Weaknesses: Lettuce and soap.

I'm in for one of the following games, Doc:

Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night
Horizon Zero Dawn™ Complete Edition
Trine 4: The Nightmare Prince
The Talos Principle: Gold Edition
VeggiePls smh
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My character(Aestridr) lost her fight without even fighting, her opponent was too strong for her :D
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Front-page headline of the Tavern Tribute: Mother of All Mothers in Law Delivers Mother of all Mortal Fatalities!

Having witnessed Fight 34, three-headed Malicia shudders. Thrice.
Post edited December 12, 2020 by matterbandit
The Slick Cat and Mother of All Mothers in Law fights were so funny! XD
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ConsulCaesar: Mother of All Mothers in Law is the most terrifying so far. *shakes*
**Shivers!**
They were all fun, but my favorites in this batch were fights 31, 33 and 34. That Mother of All Mothers in Law is just too much, lol, just the name is enough to scare the bravest warriors! :D
Sometimes there is nothing else to do than fight.

Turn up the volume so you can hear and preferrably so the neighbours can too.
Post edited December 12, 2020 by Themken
Male members of the public wilted under Mother of All Mothers in Law scrutinizing gaze. Yet the announcer did not mention the burning smell and the horrible screeching sound that thousands of female mandibles in the audience made when they grinded their teeth together with unseeming strength, their eyes practically popping out. MOAMIL just seems to cause that effect, even on sight.

Jack the Knack, the Aussie boxing kangaroo, keeps to his sweet, orange, crunchy carrots on a comfortable seat by the corner. While he waits out for the second round, carefully eyeing possible rivals, he wonders for the n-th time why humans are so weird.
Post edited December 12, 2020 by Carradice