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Fight 14

(27) Lillith skips into the arena, her pigtails bouncing atop her head. Several people in the crowd put ear plugs in remembering her last fight.
The crowd erupts with a huge cheer as (26) Mr. Nice Guy enters. A Mexican Wave moves around the arena and Mr. Nice Guy jumps into the crowd high-fiving people as he runs around the arenas edge, keeping pace with the wave.

* DICE ROLL 1 *
Lillith rolls 10
Mr. Nice Guy rolls 5

Mr. Nice Guy jumps down to bow in front of Lillith with a beaming smile. Seeing how nervous the little girl is, Mr. Nice Guy pulls his hand from behind his back and presents it to her. In his hand is a cute yellow and green budgerigar which flutters its wings and chirps cheerfully.
Lillith is over the moon and lets the budgie hop onto her hand. Mr. Nice Guy turns to the crowd, arms held aloft in victory as they cheer him. He pauses as he hears quiet sobbing behind him.
Mr. Nice Guy turns back to see the budgie has pooped on Lillith's hand and the little girl is staring at the black and white mess, tears streaming down her face.

Lillith looks up, her face turning purple as the mother of all tantrums brews. As Mr. Nice Guy tries to find the words to comfort her, she opens her mouth and screams like no-one has ever screamed before.
With a single chirp the budgerigar's head explodes! Mr. Nice Guy tries to cover his ears but it is no good as blood seeps from between his fingers. He drops dead, hitting the ground with a thud much to the crowds dismay.

Lillith feels better and skips out of the arena while stroking the now headless budgie as she goes.
Mr. Nice Guy is in the tavern and the first thing he does is buy everyone a drink, wishing them a Merry Christmas.

Mother of All Mothers in Law watches the battle from the sidelines, grinning at the demise of the one she considered to be her main rival.
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Doc0075: Back at the tavern, Metälingus opens his new set of eyes under a curtain of thick hair. A lingering aura of absolute brütality envelops him, enticing all the fivers of his being to unleash the ultimate apocalypse. Gazing upon the world surrounding him one last time, the arc drawn by his eyes suddenly stops before the view of a lonely amp. “F****** finally!” Metälingus yells, and dashing to his lifeline now and connecting his electrical guitar after, he proceeds to shred a devastating riff, shocking everyone in the tavern with the overwhelming power of METAL.
Congratulations, Slick Cat, you're a worthy opponent!

Also, I think we can call the tavern "Valhalla" now ;D


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Doc0075: Mother of All Mothers in Law watches the battle from the sidelines, grinning at the demise of the one she considered to be her main rival.
This fight would be epic... :(
I can take comfort knowing that I'm not the only who lost to that girl. On the downside, I was really looking forward to Mother of All Mothers in Law versus Mr. Nice Guy.
Merry Christmas everyone! We are partying at the tavern while you fight:)
Merry Christmas everyone! :)

The Fight Club page has been updated with the latest fights.

I added ten more character profiles (numbers 21 to 30) and I'll try to add 20 more today. Check out characters #22 and #25, as they are the first ones I added which have a character picture. :)
EDIT: Character profiles have been added up to #50. Let me know if we missed some character art in that group. So far we have added art for characters number 22, 25, 31, 41, 43 and 44.

Lastly, after adding character #30, Wren, I noticed they were misgendered on fight 41. I edited their pronouns on that fight to fit their character description.

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matterbandit: With Xmas fast approaching, I'm crazy busy at work during this final stretch. GOG forums are not optimized for smartphone reading. But your Fight Club page is! :) So thanks again for creating it! I get to read Doc's latest fights during my work break and wait until I get home to consult the forum comments.
Glad to know the page is a nice alternative to read the fights on the smartphone, I'll try to update the upcoming fights as quickly as possible. :)

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Oddeus: I´m not good at drawing, but fortunately the NASA lent me their super-computer to make an accurate simulation:
That picture made my day, great job! :)
Post edited December 26, 2020 by krugos2
Loxyklokyytx grumbled about all those people's festive attitude.
They were stuck in a death arena, how could they be so happy?

He also noticed that it was strange that the end of the current huhplax coincided with all these aliens' end of the year. His home planet revolving around 3 stars even used a completely different calendar than standard unary\binary systems.

Anyway, his thoughs moved to the next fight. Another ranged attacker was good, but wizards could be unpredictable. His swapping ability was already revelead, but maybe not yet understood? Perhaps this time he would have needed to use his weapons.
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Fight 15

The athletic bank manager (32) Scott Arnold enters through the left gate.He trips on his way in to much mocking laughter from the audience. Not being happy with this, Scott uses his event negation ability to make the trip disappear from history.
From the right shouts of "UG STRONK!" and "UG SMASH!" foreshadow the arrival of the caveman with the big club, UG.

* DICE ROLL 1 *
Scott Arnold rolls 8
UG rolls 7

UG looks at Scott and wrinkles his nose "You stink of books! UG smash!".
UG charges at Scott Arnold, club raised. Scott calmly focuses his mind and negates the moment that UG picked up his club to bring into the arena. UG swings for Scott's head but misses as he suddenly finds that he has nothing in his hands.

* DICE ROLL 2 *
Scott Arnold rolls 5
UG rolls 9

Scott's smug smile soon vanishes as UG reaches under his loincloth and whips out a smaller, one-handed club. "UG smarts" he says grinning and hits Scott with such force that his head bounces across the arena into the cheering crowd.

UG leaves to find his big club for big smashing.
Scott Arnold is at the bar drinking, using his power to return the barman to serving him whenever the guy walks off.
Poor bank manager! That must have hurt!!
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Fights 16 & 17 are being handled by Punington and will be added at a later date.

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Fight 18

The crowd looks to the sky at the sound of mass cooing to see one of this years surprise contenders, (35) Axela the lighthouse being carried above the arena by thousands of pigeons.
With a triple growl and a mighty leap in comes (46) Lily, the three-headed cerberus dog. She stands below the Lighthouse barking.

* DICE ROLL 1 *
Axela the lighthouse rolls 8
Lily rolls 10

Axela the lighthouse prepares to command her pigeons to drop her on the big pooch, thinking it an easy victory. Lily has other ideas and with breathtaking speed she leaps from pillar to pillar before grabbing hold of Axela's door and ripping it off.
Lily lands back on the ground and throws the door as if it was a stick, tail wagging frantically as she waits for it to be thrown back.
Unfortunately it is not a stick and as the door is thrown into the crowd it decapitates three people/creatures and crushes another four after.

* DICE ROLL 2 *
Axela the lighthouse rolls 7
Lily rolls 2

Shocked by Lily's speed and power, Axela changes tact. She commands half her pigeons to scan the crowd for the plumpest, tastiest looking audience members they can find while the other half keep her just out of reach of the growling dog.
With yells of protest a dozen crowd members are lifted up and and held in place in front of the littlest lighthouse that could. She turns her light on them, cooking them where they are while being careful not to fry any of her pigeons.
Lily stands underneath tail wagging and mouth salivating. She rolls over several times and whines as she begs for the tasty treats above.
One by one the carcasses are dropped and Lily devours them, the three heads making short work of the meal. She lies down contented when she is finished.

Lily finds herself curled up in front of the fire in the tavern.
Axela the lighthouse starts to float away when she notices a commotion down below. An angry orc is waving an axe whilst hurling insults her way. "Fight me you stupid Lighthouse! What sort of a weird-arsed contestant are you anyway? Get down here so i can smash you good!"
Axela ignores the orc as he is dragged back to the tavern by security and commands her pigeons to find her a new door.
Nice fight # 15!

What UG says,
UG does. :)
Cool fights and characters matches! Salute to Doc for being at writing work these days!
Fish grumbles as he's dragged back into the tavern. "Damn that lighthouse." he muttered under his breath before chugging down his bitter ale.
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The Fight Club page has been updated with the latest fights. :)
EDIT: Fighters profiles numbers 51 to 60 have been added.
EDIT2: I made a new Fight Club logo, imitating the font on GOG's logo. A larger version can be seen at the bottom of the page.

"UG smarts", haha, loved that ending. :D

The Axela fights are the best, lol, I love that character. :)
Post edited December 26, 2020 by krugos2
"Aw Lily, no! We don't eat people, human or otherwise! Only bovines and poultry. *shakes head* And I just ordered an entire cow from the butcher anticipating your victory :( Well guess you'll be safe in the tavern... just don't eat living people please?"

Lily snores, ignoring her trainer. Technically her trainer/owner shouldn't be in the tavern, but she asks the bartender to give Lily a big bowl of water (bathtub sized) because Lily will surely be thirsty upon waking. She then leaves, with one last disappointed glance at Lily.
Who is gonna cover all these amazing worked out fights and characters in a novel? :D
We already got a website - i guess soon we have a complete franchise ;)