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Doc0075: Fight 24

(23) Jason "Jennifer" Lee slouches into the arena, munching on a handful of sausage samples he mooched from a food cart outside.
(71) Mr. Chip bounds into the arena, tail wagging like mad, tongue hanging out.

* DICE ROLL 1 *
Jason "Jennifer" Lee rolls 6
Mr. Chip rolls 10

Jason "Jennifer" Lee pushes his hair out of his eyes, wondering where the little dog has gone to. Hearing a motorized sound from behind, he spins round to see Mr. Chip racing towards him on a Segway, oversized mall security cap flopped down over his eyes so that he can't see where he is going.
A loud thump brings the Segway to a halt as it smashes into Jason knocking him out cold. Mr. Chip hops out from below the security cap to see sausage samples raining down around him.

Mr. Chip is a happy little dog indeed and leaves the arena with a full stomach.
Jason "Jennifer" Lee is in the tavern having flashbacks about being run over.
Jack the Nack nods approval for Mr. Chip. Well done, sir!
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Genocide2099: I'm in for the long haul. Let's enjoy the ride.
^ This! :)
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51nikopol: Nobody could steal your thunder Doc!!!!
Hear! Hear!
Post edited December 31, 2020 by matterbandit
The Fight Club page has been updated with the latest fights.

As always, great work with the writing on the last fights. The ending on Mr. Chip's fight was hilarious, also how Aris paralysis spell was his own doom. :D

Oh, I would have also liked to see the whole tournament continue for a few more rounds, but, I understand how time consuming and how much work must go into writing these fights, even with Punington's help, so if it has to end on round 3 on a Battle Royale, I'm sure it will also be very entertaining.

As an alternative to consider, maybe fighters could be paired on teams, two against two from round 3 onwards, that would halve the length of the tournament without ending everything in a Battle Royale. The dice roll would be for the team instead of individual fighters.

Whatever is decided, this has been a lot of fun, I will definitely miss it when it's over, and I'm thankful for all the joy it brought me this month. :)
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exorio: For those who missed brigador giveaway, dunno how this gift code end up in my order history

But I already had the game. And dunno where to post this. So :

8848E-4523D-13FC4-BA6DA

Pretty good game, reminds me a bit of Crusader series.

Merry Chrismast and Happy New Year.

Cheers.
You can send it to finkleroy for The Community Giveaway.
Three-headed Malicia was tired of drinking milk. And judging from that grandfather clock not too far from where she was sitting in the tavern, New Year's was mere hours away and the pub will be jumping with maddening joy soon enough, she imagined. Malicia directed her attention to the barman.

Malicia Head #1: "One pint of your home-brewed ale, please!"

Malicia Head #3: "Make that two pints of ale for me, mate!"

Malicia Middle Head: "A pina colada for me!"

As the barman prepared her drinks, Malicia glanced at the crowd of fellow combatants around her. "Awesome adversaries, the lot of you!" she spoke to the tavern herd. "May 2021 bless us with more bloody fighting!"

[Note: I'll be unavailable between now and midnight, due to work and keeping my mom company. Just wanted to wish Doc and everyone here health & happiness for the soon-to-be-upon-us New Year! See ya soon!!]
Loxyklokyytx proudly rejoiced in his mind.
"Another quick victory! Worthy of an assassin of my caliber!"
"If it continues like this, I'll have a chance to win this tourney!"

Then he recalled that one of the opponents was a damn flying lighthouse..
Lemmy is furious ! Surrounded by defeated contenders in the Tavern and betrayed, he can't deal with the idea that Elexis won again. "Don't you understand, you fools ?", screaming to the people around him. "We're all gonna die !".

Lemmy leaves the Tavern, screaming in the moon light. He never reappeared again. Rumors say he returned to Madagascar, living among the lemurs who considered him as a Demigod.
Post edited December 31, 2020 by MaxFulvus
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krugos2: if it has to end on round 3 on a Battle Royale, I'm sure it will also be very entertaining.

As an alternative to consider, maybe fighters could be paired on teams, two against two from round 3 onwards, that would halve the length of the tournament without ending everything in a Battle Royale. The dice roll would be for the team instead of individual fighters.
Great work updating the website!

About the rest of the tournament, it is entirely up to Doc. If things keep going in the same way, the entirety of the remaining fights would be just 31, less than round 2
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exorio: For those who missed brigador giveaway, dunno how this gift code end up in my order history
...
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Genocide2099: You can send it to finkleroy for The Community Giveaway.
This.
https://www.gog.com/forum/general/the_community_giveaway_gog_edition_redux
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matterbandit: Three-headed Malicia was tired of drinking milk. And judging from that grandfather clock not too far from where she was sitting in the tavern, New Year's was mere hours away and the pub will be jumping with maddening joy soon enough, she imagined. Malicia directed her attention to the barman.

Malicia Head #1: "One pint of your home-brewed ale, please!"

Malicia Head #3: "Make that two pints of ale for me, mate!"

Malicia Middle Head: "A pina colada for me!"

As the barman prepared her drinks, Malicia glanced at the crowd of fellow combatants around her. "Awesome adversaries, the lot of you!" she spoke to the tavern herd. "May 2021 bless us with more bloody fighting!"

[Note: I'll be unavailable between now and midnight, due to work and keeping my mom company. Just wanted to wish Doc and everyone here health & happiness for the soon-to-be-upon-us New Year! See ya soon!!]
A Night in the Opera, by the Marx brothers, comes to mind: Groucho says: "Waiter, two beers". Then Chico says "I'll have two beers, too". Just, this time it would be three! :-)
Post edited December 31, 2020 by Carradice
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matterbandit: Three-headed Malicia was tired of drinking milk. And judging from that grandfather clock not too far from where she was sitting in the tavern, New Year's was mere hours away and the pub will be jumping with maddening joy soon enough, she imagined. Malicia directed her attention to the barman.

Malicia Head #1: "One pint of your home-brewed ale, please!"

Malicia Head #3: "Make that two pints of ale for me, mate!"

Malicia Middle Head: "A pina colada for me!"

As the barman prepared her drinks, Malicia glanced at the crowd of fellow combatants around her. "Awesome adversaries, the lot of you!" she spoke to the tavern herd. "May 2021 bless us with more bloody fighting!"

[Note: I'll be unavailable between now and midnight, due to work and keeping my mom company. Just wanted to wish Doc and everyone here health & happiness for the soon-to-be-upon-us New Year! See ya soon!!]
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Carradice: A Night in the Opera, by the Marx brothers, comes to mind: Groucho says: "Waiter, two beers". Then Chico says "I'll have two beers, too". Just, this time it would be three! :-)
A classic ^^

Being a multi-headed creature sure isn't easy. After all, each of the heads has a drink, but then they all go to the same organism, so that's a third of the drinking capacity of a single-headed creature of the same species before being inebriated. And if you're a multi-headed creature who drives? Well, almost guaranteed infraction, even if you "only had a drink".
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Doc0075: snip
This is by far my favorite fight on the page.
With this Lemur taken care of, Borzoi can gather his strength for the next round - a faint glow seems to surround him

nevertheless, he's looking forward to a tankard of dwarven ale when this tourney is done
A Battle Royal in the Hunger Games tradition for the last round could be a good end for these epic fights.
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argamasa: A Battle Royal in the Hunger Games tradition for the last round could be a good end for these epic fights.
lets just hope it wont be Game of Thrones >.>
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