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Doc0075: dr.schliemann has declined the choose a game you want prize as he still has many to play and doesn't want to be greedy, which is admirable to see.

The new winner is Cavalary who I will contact shortly.
Wow. Sitting here for the past half hour or so and not sure how to respond to this, after saying a huge thank you to both dr.schliemann and Doc0075 that is! Completely unexpected, can't think of what to ask for right away... Really, just... wow.
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Cavalary: * Someone who didn't write a story.
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MaxFulvus: You mean me, right ? I didn't have the time to write a story when I entered the GA and I was on my phone, so I wanted to come back a few hours later to write something decent on my PC but Doc0075 closed the GA before ! My bad : /
You and Tistonic and pigulici before you, who just said they're not good at this and left it at that.
Post edited September 15, 2018 by Cavalary
The last code for Xcom The Bureau has now been claimed.
Nice giveaway! Seeing how my avatar is a picture of an alien criminal (who looks just like a Human... TOO much of a co-incidence methinks) it would have been too easy to write about me.
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park_84: Nice giveaway, I'd like to be in for:

Doom 3: BFG Edition
Quake 4
Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion - Game of the Year Edition Deluxe, The
Fallout: New Vegas Ultimate Edition
XCOM: Enemy Unknown Complete Pack
Gauntlet™ Slayer Edition
SWAT 4: Gold Edition
The Bard's Tale Trilogy
Figment

Thanks for the chance!

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paladin181 is one of the last of his kind, a race of disciplined and proud clowns, wise masters in various millenary disciplines of humor, not to mention the commendable merit of not laughing at themselves despite having a big red nose, giant feet and a ridiculously sharp voice. Once there were millions, today only a few thousand, and all because they have a weak point: they can't stand a bad joke, when hearing one they die disappearing in a burst of confetti. It's dramatic but amusing at the same time, quite recommended to see, 4 out of 5.

paladin181 isn't particularly skilled in the art of humor, the last hundreds of thousands of deaths are due to him and is beginning to be looked down upon. So much, actually, that he's been forced to flee and live as a fugitive, paladin181 is now... a sad clown.
Omg.... have we met in person?
Thank you Doc0075 for Darksiders Warmastered Edition and for your generosity. and congrats to the other winners
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Doc0075: dr.schliemann has declined the choose a game you want prize as he still has many to play and doesn't want to be greedy, which is admirable to see.
I agree! The both of you are honourable aliens!
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park_84: paladin181 is one of the last of his kind, a race of disciplined and proud clowns, wise masters in various millenary disciplines of humor, not to mention the commendable merit of not laughing at themselves despite having a big red nose, giant feet and a ridiculously sharp voice. Once there were millions, today only a few thousand, and all because they have a weak point: they can't stand a bad joke, when hearing one they die disappearing in a burst of confetti. It's dramatic but amusing at the same time, quite recommended to see, 4 out of 5.

paladin181 isn't particularly skilled in the art of humor, the last hundreds of thousands of deaths are due to him and is beginning to be looked down upon. So much, actually, that he's been forced to flee and live as a fugitive, paladin181 is now... a sad clown.
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paladin181: Omg.... have we met in person?
I don't know, don't recall, can't tell for sure, and the clown police monitoring this thread shouldn't worry about me communicating with a fugitive.
Thank you for Pillars of Eternity, Doc0075! You're generous as always :)

Congrats to all the other winners too!
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paladin181: Omg.... have we met in person?
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park_84: I don't know, don't recall, can't tell for sure, and the clown police monitoring this thread shouldn't worry about me communicating with a fugitive.
This message is to inform you that the Men In Black would like to discuss with you the origin of the "Clowns Without Planets" material found on your device.
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park_84: I don't know, don't recall, can't tell for sure, and the clown police monitoring this thread shouldn't worry about me communicating with a fugitive.
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bjgamer: This message is to inform you that the Men In Black would like to discuss with you the origin of the "Clowns Without Planets" material found on your device.
Oh, that. Don't worry, it's absolutely nothing clown related. Specially nothing about clowns with no planets.

I get the misunderstanding and at the end we all will laugh, a folder named "Clown Without Planets" can lead to think that it contains some sensible material, but no, it doesn't, there are only some snuff movies, tons of bestiality porn, a few tutorials on making atomic bombs and some blueprints of the Pentagon and the White House. No clowns at all, really.

If you've actually checked the contents and got to decrypt anything that for some unknown reason is encrypted then I must say that the clown material in there is not mine.

By the way, you that seem to know about computers, a friend asked me for some software to secure delete HDDs, could you recommend any?

The funny thing is that I didn't even win anything in this giveaway...
Congratulations to the winners and mad!props to Doc0075 for this amazing and hilarious giveaway. A great reminder to every one of us that you shouldn't do stuff that can rile up the galactic police, or at least do it anonymously to avoid having to run away from them. It can be such a hassle. Their jurisdiction is simply too big and man, is that Ripley girl annoyingly persistent!

I see that I probably haven't put enough effort into bribing Random.org's development team (assuming that is what Doc used to pick winners), maybe I should have tried threatening them instead. Oh well, maybe next time.

Edit: Yes, first post mentions random.org
Post edited September 17, 2018 by joppo