Throws a link at him which gets to a site that posts free to keep games giveaways links.

Throws a spam detector towards the above user to make sure this isn't spam. o.0 ;)
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I remember when Hershey gave a ton of these out for free, and they still ran out in a short time(and iirc it almost crashed their site)/

Throws a library of cocoa cultivation knowledge. They say that if you give a man a Hershey bar, you'll feed him for 5 minutes. If you teach him how to cultivate cocoa, you'll feed him with chocolate bars for a lifetime.

^Throws flock of Oompa Loompas at user above

"That's all one needs to make delicious candy for one's entire lifetime...a'yup. Well, that and a boat that goes through a scary tunnel"

Throwing a laser dot for you to chase.

^ * throws a ball of yarn laced with the scent of catnip *

(that should keep him busy for a while with no supervision or batteries required)

^Throws a bunch of cabbages.

Because, cabbages.

* throws a Brussels sprout *

(Because, it looks much akin to your avatar)

^ *throws you strips of bacon and a bottle of Porto* because it's the only way I can digest Brussels sprouts, by wrapping them individually in bacon and cooking them with Porto. :P

Throws some china tableware. Make sure you catch them.

Throws a spare ED-209 at the guy above

"You'll thank me later if and when you need it's services....I am also sending a bunch to Chaz(Finster) as well.....I think he'll appreciate them"

^ * throws you a new container of top-shelf hand disinfectant *

Throwing a bottle of Corona at you. Oh, so you thought it was beer?

Throws cyber goth goggles glasses

^Throws some spare cyber modules at the user above

"Spend them wisely...they are difficult to locate" ;)