I throw a gag onto MysterD so that I don't hear the screaming.

^ throws a parachute, a pair of noise cancelling headphones, and a greetings card, respectively, to the three users above. And throws an old tube stereo playing sabbaths's "iron man" for no reason in particular.

^ *re-packs the parachute (properly this time) and throws myself from a C-130 into the dense foliage near your home*

^ throws a teleportation portal to Hooyaah, as I'm still surprised he didn't think of that one, since he's a Mage and all..

^ *throws it back*

"I hate portals."

^Throws a blue a and a red pill forcing Hooyah into a meaninless choice, since both contain grope sugar.

^ throws GLaDOS

^ throws a wrench. And throws a moon keychain too (you'll need a large pocket).

throws a riddle including a monkey and a hexagon screw.

^ *throws a riddle, wrapped in a conundrum, hidden in a puzzle, and deep-fried in mystery meat*

^ throws a Crowbar

^ *throws a murder of crows who were looking for a bar at which to toss down a few drinks*

^ throws a flying cow.

Suggestion: Use an umbrella (the cow might "drop something" from up there).

^ *throws an Atlas V rocket*

(The bovine animal will be "over the moon" with joy.)