I throw a rock lobster
It begins to dance

^ *throws a quantumly entangled particle*

*throws an observation at that particle*

* throws an ineffectual measurement of the particle at the time of said observation*

The ghost-zombie also observes the particle, but without causing an alteration because it lacks intelligence. I throw a Nobel Prize to the ghost-zombie for pioneering Quantum Physics.

I throw a Scroll of Icarian Flight, along with some wings made of wax and feathers.

I throw an inflatable lifeboat

I throw the wax wings onto the lifeboat and push it out to sea, but I keep the scroll for myself.

I read another Scroll of Icarian Flight, Jump, then at the height of my jump I throw a boulder at the above user. Then, I land in the lifeboat.

Thanks to the first scroll, I'm able to throw myself out of the boulder's path by flying like Quasimoto: wings tear open the back of my shirt, revealing the secret of all hunchbacks. (The wax wings were obviously a back-up.)

^ *THROWS A LIMERICK*

There once was a lady from Perkins,

Who was so fond of sweet gherkins,

That one day at tea, she ate ninety three,

And pickled her internal workin's.

^ I throw an invitation for a promotional meeting with the Author in a bookstore

I throw the Author, which, as it turns out, is a Large Language Model. (It's what's commonly referred to as AI these days.)

I throw in the GOLEM XIV supercomputer to make for an interesting discussion

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golem_XIV]

^ throws an actual Golem