^ *throws a note penned in scientific notation*

*throws a number of notes that's too big for scientific notation*

^ *throws a weighty notation of the estimated mass of the observable Universe*

*notices that the estimated mass is far smaller than the number of notes*

*throws a number of sterile neutrinos that dwarfs even the number of notes that were thrown, creating a massive black hole*

I throw photons out of this singularity for half a billion years, thereby creating a Universe.

^ *throws a substantial fine for violating Laws of Physics*

I throw a protest to highlight all the silly paradoxes you two get into.

*throws out an action performed by Final Fantasy 5's final boss, which simply displays the message "The laws of physics are broken!"*

I throw my clutch into reverse until my semi-truck is traveling so fast that it's everywhere on the map at once and the game crashes.

*I throw Chuck Norris so far and so fast that he crosses the Universe instantly and taps you on the back.*

*I throw the results of an election where the winner got no votes*

I collect all the ballots and show that they're all dead people voting specifically against the loser and not for anyone. I throw out replacement ballots to properly living people but they'd rather at this point watch the world burn, so the lack of winner remains true.

(except that said (fictional) election had already been called for the candidate who got no votes)

I throw an empty bottomless quiver at the above user.

^ *throws an oxymoron cover to protect your shiny new paradox*

*throws some furiously sleeping colorless green ideas*