Throws a ball, because batting a ball is much more fun (and safer) than batting ones eyes...

---Throws the whiffle ball bat from little nicky(film) to go with said ball---^

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Eh, not too worried about bad luck. :)

(You should check your PMs for a reply on this from me if you're truly curious.....though you might need to go to the chat menu in the main bar and open a chat to me there to see PMs from me, due to a possible glitch i'm having trouble with re: my account)

Throws a feral black cat at you.

Throws some catnip at you. Now look where the cat's going to...

Throws a chihuahua to see how chaotic this can get.

That dog was my Lil' Bit and she's terrified of unfamiliar cats. As she backs away nervously, I pick her up, insult her cowardice, and throw an autopilot toy car with a mouse disguise to tempt the cats away from the catnip.

I throw an elephant at your toy car-mouse because I need to test something.

^ I throw a hungry Smilodon at the elephant

I throw a Big Sister at your Smilodon.

I throw a Megacorp-brand spider-bot from a hidden location to shoot at the Big Sister and then explode at her feet.

*I throw a Czar-Bomba on the epicenter of the fracas while it is unfolding.*

Throws what looks like a cricket ball.

*The Tzar was designed with a nominal yield of 100 Megatons, though it's likely it would have been greater. At the eleventh hour, the chief scientist reduced it to 50 Megatons (fortunately) because he had worked out that >50 is pointless. The size of the explosion is such that much of the energy is just blasted out through the upper atmosphere, contributing little to destruction on the ground, a huge waste in a military sense.

*I throw myself at borisburke in an attempt to catch the ball. I miss boris, the ball and the ground and I'm off to the next pizza place...*

*throws a piece 'a the next pizza*

Throws some anchovies.