Banned because ban-ban-ban-ban b-ban-ban-ban-ban, you need to be sedated!

Banned for trying to give the Ramones haircuts.

Banned for mistaking the Rolling Stones for the Ramones.

Banned for mistaking the Rolling Stones for actual rolling stones.

Banned for mistaking the actual rolling stones with rolling bones.

Banned for selling a hot piano.

Banned for banning and not buying my hot piano.

Banned for playing only the black keys.

Banned because their profile wallpaper is creepy with that guy or doctor staring at you.

Banned because your profile wallpaper (it's not called that) is creepier because you're orange, whereas I'm red.

EDIT: and also banned because my reputation is the first half of a monitor resolution that I used for a long time in the '90s.

Banned for calling Sentinel26's avatar profile wallpaper, despite the fact that you know it's not called that.

Banned because I want to change my desktop avatar.

Banned because my sleeves are stained red from all the bans that I've banned.

Banned for excessively buffering a video.