Banned for making me laugh out loud.

Banned for not saying "LOL" in that case, especially since you're a Lolcat.

Banned for endorsing the use of the word "LOL".

Banned for asking to hug me.

Banned for not sharing your sweet, delicious life energy.

Banned because I thought you were going to say something sexually explicit before I read the words "life energy".

Banned for offering your account.

Banned for not offering a sacrifice.

Banned because I'm bored having to ban you over and over again. When will you learn to behave?

Banned because banning for all eternity is your fate. There is no escape.

Thanks for volunteering yourself to be banned. Your are Banned.

Banned because we all get banned from something eventually. When you graduate, you are banned from school. When you are done eating, you are banned from the restaurant. When a person gets too old, he is banned from life.

Banned for being negative about stuff.

Banned for stuffing negativity.

Banned for stuffing your face.