Banned for being an uncaring coffee drinker. Incidentally, I care about every Core Soldier I command, even the A-Ks that die pretty damn fast after the first half hour of base-building and expansion.

Banned for building bases and expanding when you should be destroying bases and contracting.

Banned for not having a banner on your base.

Bannered for not having bans on your base.

Banned for allowing all your base to belong to us.

Banned for banning someone who has a Lemmy picture on his profile!

Banned for not having anything as your avatar.

Banned because you don't have anyone as your avatar.

Banned for having a disgusting monster as avatar. You should have picked a beautiful woman instead for me to ogle with my male gaze.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I banned the person above me.

Banned for cruelty towards animals, because that chicken got crushed by a truck

Banned because you were driving that truck.

Banned for lending him that truck.

Banned for building that truck.

Banned for providing the fuel for that truck and programming the GPS.