Banned for not shaving properly....only clean shaven men/"women" are allowed here. o.0

They actually made a few parodies hinting it was sea animals/etc.

Banned for over-explaining.

Banned for under-explaining.

Banned for underwearing

Banned for stealing panties.

Banned for wearing those panties and flashing them to people on the streets.

Got you! Banned!

Banned for insufficient explanation.

Banned for insufficient explanation about how it was an insufficient explanation.

Banned for being too new to realize that although Bradley has evidently suffered an unfortunate end to his relationship, he has gone on and on and on and on about it CONSTANTLY for what must be a couple of YEARS now, and he keeps referring to this woman as a "star" in every context imaginable, which doesn't make any damn sense and is rather Silence-of-the-Lambs-ish if you ask me (and I'm sure that whatever caused his relationship to end must have been his own damn fault, because I'm surprised any girl would have been with him in the first place). He also keeps incessantly trying to mooch EVERY possible type of food from everyone ALL THE TIME, as though they lived anywhere near him and could actually give him any food, and it's become a running gag which has gone on so long that I'd like to gag him just to shut him up. Furthermore, he often complains about weird political nonsense in such a way that only reveals what a bigot he is. At first I thought he was a reasonable person, because as I recall, he seemed to be sensible in an economic context, but then he started presenting himself as the bad sort of libertarian, as far as I can tell (I'm the good sort). Anyway, his constant whining and stupid ranting about stupid things from a stupid perspective has become extremely grating (and yes, I realize the irony of the fact that I'm sort of doing that right now), and I've had it up to here (I put my hand above the moon) with it, and wish that he'd just finally SHUT UP!!!

Banned for exceeding the character limit of a ban.

Banned because the limit is the sky and the stars above.

Banned for not realizing that the sky and the stars are also below you.

Banned because no one is above the law

Banned, because that's not true. I'm an absolute monarch and only have to obey the laws if I wish to.

Banned for being in power during a revolution