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Oh, you clicked this one? You're one step closer to getting a copy of VVVVVV. Just a word of advice though; posting here will help your chances a lot more than just reading this.

What do you have to do? Oh, not much. Just post, be lucky, perhaps be on my good side. Not having VVVVVV already helps too (Yeah, you. With the copy of VVVVVV reading this topic and thinking about getting a second copy of a DRM free game. What is wrong with you!? You're a greedy son of a bitch, you know that? Now get lost, won't you?).

Most importantly, you should actually want this game. It's not hard to want a game like this, but it's not free, it costs me money, so I'd appreciate it if you didn't bother playing if you adamantly hate platformers, alright? ;)


Well, that's enough of that. Post whatever you want. Say aye, post a limerick, try to guess something about me or somebody else here, offer to donate money to me (Oh, I like that one!), send me a threatening PM (just as long as you post here and don't send me a threatening PM, you'll do fine), bash your head against/put a pet on the keyboard and post whatever ends up getting typed.

For all the people who don't win, here's a consolation prize in advance. It's a Honey Smacks comic I edited back when I was a teenager. My sense of humor is still roughly as stupid as ever, though. :D

hmm it red boxed when I just put the smiley so :D


I approve of the post below me.

A chipmunk lives under my front door step. It makes me happy.

I approve of the approval from the post above me.

*An offensive and derogatory slang word targeted at [insert username here]'s family/religion/race (remove non-applicable)*

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I'm not very good at insults...

I had a pair of squirrels living around my place a year or two ago. They would look through my bathroom window and just stare at me. o_O

You fight like a dairy farmer...............

I used to have kittens, and they loved to sit on the tub and watch me go to the bathroom. It was a bit unnerving.

Guess something about you?

OK I think LordKuruku likes to touch cactuses in an erotic fashion.

Cactuses and Pineapples.

They were probably trying to learn how to use the bathtub. My cat would always paw away at the bathroom door and make very, very sad sounds. I stopped caring and he'd just watch me in the bathroom and rub up against me while I'm just trying to shoo him away, and then he'd just stare at me.

In no time at all, he stopped using the litterbox and figured out how to go like people. No joke. >_> Not quite, but reasonably close. I came to the realization that I'm a very, very disturbed individual at the age of four. You might want to stop making guesses now before you learn something. :3

Not entering, because I'm going to hijack this thread and give the Mac version of VVVVVV (via Gamersgate) to whoever wants it. First to PM me with their e-mail address or Gamersgate user name gets it.

Please note: Mac version only.

Booo! not because your hijacking but because its MAC bleh

I was so annoyed when Direct2Drive recently had a sale for Dragon Age: Origins. It was Mac Monday. -_-;

You know, I recall my copy of Starcraft working on a Mac when I had to resort to using one about a decade ago. So, why exactly do they try to pull this crap by selling different versions separately? Well, good luck to whoever the GOG member who uses Mac OS is! VVVVVV is a great game, and free is a great price to pay when every aspect of your machine is already overpriced. ;)


Oh, by the way. I just tried playing the game in Linux using Wine on my laptop (!!) and it ran great. I don't know anything about the Mac version, but the Windows version works great in Wine. I don't game much on my laptop (it's a little over ten years old), and use my desktop primarily for gaming in XP, so I could never be bothered to figure out any keymapping solutions in Linux, but you shouldn't have much of a problem.

Yeah, I got a mac copy of VVVVVV from GamersGate, as well, if anybody wants it.

If my cat wasn't sleeping on the bed behind me, I'd try to make it walk on my keyboard.

Also, I just finished season 8 of SG-1, and saw the first episode of season 9... pity about MacGyver leaving, but Crichton is a pretty awesome guy. Should have found a way to include D'Argo or Harvey, in some way or another, but I take what I can get. At least Aeryn is around.

How appropriate - you fight like a cow :P