I'll start:

Need for Patches: Under EA Cover
Black Light: Multiplayer Down
Dead and Old - Gang of the only server in existence from which you are banned
Shoot Many Developers
GarCrap - The Processor Slayer
Vista Cause 2
They Bleed 8-bit Pixels That Takes A 4 Grand Computer To See

Call of Madden: Semi-modern Warfare
Medal of QTE
Ass Effect 1-3

Was Miranda in the first one?

Don't recall. Then again, that series was boring as hell to me.

Medal of Honour: Warfighter

The name is a joke... right?

Shit gets Cursed and Everyone Dies.

-By From

Did somebody say "Ass Creed" yet?

I definitely want to say "Ass Creed".

Oh this looks fun:

Phantasmaboria 2: A Puzzle of Cubicles
Superbland 64
Roids of War 1-3
Street Biter 2
Judge Sp-edd: Spedd vs oncoming traffic
Return to Spork
Crusader: No Point
Fated To Lose
Crass Effect 1-3

Incidentally, a few games on the list I actually like, but figured those would be easier to crack jokes on. :P

Spincter Cell

Wake Up, Alan

Slower Than Light
Planescape: Irritating
Beneath a Blue Sky
To The Moon Pie

The Elder Shades of Grey?

Lara Croft and the Guardian of Stupid Save Game System.

Not really a title, that's just you being angry :D

But of course :-)

EDIT:
Alright, I have one that is not me being angry:
Tom Clancy's Splinter's Cell: Leonardo, Raphael, Donatello & Michelangelo