kazmar: So I came back to my desk and my bag was gone. Luckily the only thing I had of value in it was my kindle with I have now bricked (it also has a password on it, but you can never be to sure.) I'm mainly pissed as the office I work in requires card access, so he must of slipped in after someone.

There is a small sliver lining, as some one kept stealing food from my desk, I have a motion activated camera on my desk, which caught a picture of the guy stealing it. I have given it to security at the university I work at and tomorrow I'm going to give it to the police.

So given the list of things I could have had stolen I got of very lightly, (I think he stole a phone from someone else), and I just have to wait until Friday for my new kindle.

But there you have it, have a muffin stolen, "catch a thief", I'll update as this short tale goes on,

F4LL0UT: Lucky bastard. Two weeks ago someone broke into my apartment and stole my laptop which contained lots of important stuff I hadn't made backups of - which I was going to do a few days later, I had already ordered an external drive just for that reason.
F4LL0UT: You live in Poland and ask that kind of question? :p

Zolgar: American brain goes "Why the heck would you need $150 for vending machines.." *googles* Oh, wait.. that's like $50.. OK, that makes more sense. >.>

For the OP:
Next time leave a bag with a dead laptop, and a very live venomous snake in it on your desk.. That's the way to deal with thieves.. Well, at least if you can't have a motion-sensing, face-scanning laser turret mounted on your desk that will zap anyone who gets too close and isn't registered in it's database.

Zolgar: That wouldn't fall under Attractive Nuisance.. More under booby trapping.. which I know is also against the law in the US.
It's fun to joke about such things though :p