CaLeDee: Are you mentally unstable sir?

Freewind: THE ADVENTURE OF GERALD OF PIRATE BAY:

1.AFTER GETTING INTO VIZEMA, the hero came out to the harbor to check out some chicks. To the surprised of our hero, the harbor whore demanded 200 orens for a virtual sex.

Damn you whore! I have to sleep on ragged rugs, and slay monsters and you demand me this outrageous price! Gerald yelled in dismay.

But EVERY OF US HAVE A PROOF CERTICATE OF NO STD, YOU MORON WITCHER! And WE CAN ACCEPT YOU REUSING YOUR CONDOMS 5 TIMES YOU CHEAP ASS WITCHER!

2. AFTER DOING CAMEO’S QUEST:

witcher, how can repay you ?

I demand 200 orens for my very very hard work, YOU DONT KNOW WHERE I ... SLEEP

OK here is your 200 orens. Just so you know, we could have given free night with our girl

So why didn’t you give me the option before?Gerald asked in disbelief.

YOU CHEAP ASS WITCHER ! IF YOU WANT EVERYTHING FOR FREE, WHY DON’T YOU GO TO COLLEGE AND LEARN PROGRAMMING AND MAKE A GAME FOR YOURSELF! CDPROJEKT PROGRAMMED ME THIS WAY

Damn, I am gonna reload this

3. AFTER RELOADING THE GAME:

The witcher came to merchant to buy flowers for whore so he can have free time. But the flowers cost $20 orens.

DAMM YOU , WITCHER 1 NOW COST ONLY $4.99 ON GOG.COM AND THIS BUNCH OF FLOWER COST ME 20 ORENS, YOU RIPPED OF MERCHANT.

I AM GONNA KICK YOUR VIRTUAL SHOP INTO ACTUAL DUST!

The screen went black!

4. BACK ON PIRATEBAY:

HELP! HELP! HELP! MY ADVENTURE CRASHES! HELP! HELP! HELP!!!

Freewind: the mentally ill are the scum who claim they pirate because they can't pay for the game but for the PC that costs 10 times more to play for that game.

Freewind: THE ADVENTURE OF GERALD OF PIRATE BAY:

1.AFTER GETTING INTO VIZEMA, the hero came out to the harbor to check out some chicks. To the surprised of our hero, the harbor whore demanded 200 orens for a virtual sex.

Damn you whore! I have to sleep on ragged rugs, and slay monsters and you demand me this outrageous price! Gerald yelled in dismay.

But EVERY OF US HAVE A PROOF CERTICATE OF NO STD, YOU MORON WITCHER! And WE CAN ACCEPT YOU REUSING YOUR CONDOMS 5 TIMES YOU CHEAP ASS WITCHER!

2. AFTER DOING CAMEO’S QUEST:

witcher, how can repay you ?

I demand 200 orens for my very very hard work, YOU DONT KNOW WHERE I ... SLEEP

OK here is your 200 orens. Just so you know, we could have given free night with our girl

So why didn’t you give me the option before?Gerald asked in disbelief.

YOU CHEAP ASS WITCHER ! IF YOU WANT EVERYTHING FOR FREE, WHY DON’T YOU GO TO COLLEGE AND LEARN PROGRAMMING AND MAKE A GAME FOR YOURSELF! CDPROJEKT PROGRAMMED ME THIS WAY

Damn, I am gonna reload this

3. AFTER RELOADING THE GAME:

The witcher came to merchant to buy flowers for whore so he can have free time. But the flowers cost $20 orens.

DAMM YOU , WITCHER 1 NOW COST ONLY $4.99 ON GOG.COM AND THIS BUNCH OF FLOWER COST ME 20 ORENS, YOU RIPPED OF MERCHANT.

I AM GONNA KICK YOUR VIRTUAL SHOP INTO ACTUAL DUST!

The screen went black!

4. BACK ON PIRATEBAY:

HELP! HELP! HELP! MY ADVENTURE CRASHES! HELP! HELP! HELP!!!