My Name is Uncle Groucho You Win a Fat Cigar

My Name is Uncle Groucho You Win a Fat Cigar (1983)

by Automata U.K. Limited, Pixel Games UK
Genres:Role-playing (RPG), Adventure
Themes:Comedy
Game modes:Single player
Story:In this bizarre graphically-augmented text-adventure originally released in 1983 from the mind of Mel Croucher, Uncle Groucho is your guide in a wacky alternative Hollywood where cigars are currency and you are as likely to travel in a space shuttle as in a covered wagon.
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