Did you hear about the man who lost his entire left side in an accident? He's all right now!

A Rabbi, a Baptist Preacher, and a Catholic Priest walk into a bar.

The bouncer says: "Hey, is this some joke?"

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Well, Impotency is a fucking problem. ;)

I don't know where pound town is, but I hear ladies like to go there.

In the UK, they call it a knocking shop. Their slang is so posh. ;--))

Actually, isn't pound town where the wealthy (those with billions of pounds) live?

Or maybe it's where people go to gain/lose weight.

Well, in the UK, a knocking shop is where randy lads go to lose something, the mass of which, though viscous, weighs only a few grams. Hubba! Hubba!

The Oversimplifiers decided to rewrite the rules of some forum. Their simplified version? "Be nice." When faced with complex issues like privacy and fairness, they resolved them all with "Just be excellent to each other." They then awarded themselves a medal for simplicity, beaming with pride over their achievement

When all of those niche dating sites were a thing, I thought of starting one for lonely Eskimos, but I decided not to.

I wasn't that Inuit.

Six out of Seven Dwarfs are not Happy.

Most vampire hunters are stakeholders.

Why are the Borg less dangerous now?

Because, seven of nine Borg are not assimilated.