Nope.

great so I guess we're playing 20 Questions now. :P

Do you produce something I would use in the home?

Assemble furniture, pack furniture.

I don't think that people "use" my work for anything they do at home. I'm not even sure if I'd shoot if the outcome would be "usable" oO

Photographer?

NO WAIT, I GOT IT!

Stunt Cock

Extract, transform and report.

Yes.

This year I started to take photos on events. It didn't take very long until I got a request from a magazine if I'd sell them some of my pictures for an article. Of course I did. A few weeks (and some more sold pics) later they asked me if I could take some pictures of the closed store of a former actor who just split up with his wife. Of course I did. And one day... they sent me a picture of a woman and asked me if I could go to the airport and try to get a photo of her when she arrives. The picture was just minutes old, from another airport where she checked in to a flight to my location O.O

Since that day I'm a part time paparazzo :P The weirdest job I've ever had. But thanks to that job, I've learned some interesting things about media and celebs. 1. Don't believe anything you read. It's all bullshit. 2. If you want a photo of a celeb: Just tell them who you are, what you need and ask them if they're okay with it. Most of them will agree. Some of them even "order" a paparazzo to take photos of them. That's where we come back to #1 -> Don't believe anything you read...

Search for a job.

:(

Guitar. Vocals. Nonexistent salary.

Ess ess, dee dee.

Building giant neutrino detectors

my life is boring :P

nurturing carer of gits

Government, illogical, outdoor, taxes