and regardless of the order you have drawn them in--I will tell you 1 of 2 tales--3 if I am feeling magnanimous.


Now,

I ask you:

"Do you feel special for having drawn an arbitrary hand of cards to hear a story presented regardless?"

not really
i just want to claim the ace of spades
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iwC2QljLn4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcf7DnHi54g better sound quality

that low -hanging fruit....


the lower quality version is actually superior in this context.

my life was incomplete until I had the auditory analog of my cuisinart anthemically chanting at me in regards to my presupposed poker hands

I have no idea what's going on here, but can I have the joker?
If you've removed the jokers, I'll take the Black Maria.

You should feel special, because in all likelyhood, that is the first time in history a deck of cards has been in that particular order.

That's racist you realize, right?

...what?
Unless I'm incorrect, the queen of spades is commonly called the "Black Maria", particularly in the game of Hearts.

somebody had to do it

Nope,that's racist.Now who is in trouble,boy are you dumb.
Black Maria is a prison van.

Black Maria
blak məˈrʌɪə/
noun
noun: Black Maria; plural noun: Black Marias
1.
informal
a police vehicle for transporting prisoners.
2.
a card game in which players try to avoid winning tricks containing the queen of spades or any hearts.
a name for the queen of spades in the game of Black Maria.


I guess there are 2 different meanings. :P

Doesn't matter in my eyes.
He stuffed up.
All his talk about racist remarks and he comes in here and does it himself.

A prison van is racist?
I apologize if this is some racist remark, but I've known that card as the Black Maria for a while. I could always change my comment if the OP was serious about that.

Change it anytime as I've got a copy:)

I didn't say it was racist. :P
I wasn't even aware of the term before you mentioned it.