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General discussionGamers can now hire "egirls"(58 posts)(58 posts)
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Posted March 21, 2020
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nightcraw1er.488: But what is really missing from this article is how do I digitise my wang?
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DadJoke007: Shame on you, dong should always be open source and available to everyone whether they ask for it or not. Freeware until it becomes abandonware, that's the circle of life.
I am not sure I want random people forking it to be honest!

(Github joke there if you didn’t get it).
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nightcraw1er.488: But what is really missing from this article is how do I digitise my wang?
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morolf: Maybe put it in a scanner?
I am sure you know what the follow up joke line is to that, size and all. But actually thinking about, they have 3D scanners that do whole buildings now don’t they, so maybe that doesn’t work any more.
Post edited March 21, 2020 by nightcraw1er.488
Posted March 21, 2020
On one side I think robbing boys/men of their money is kinda pathetic either way (why do you think girls are more prone to expose themselves...?).

On the other hand these girls might get the quiet ones to "open up" more than any psychiatrists can...
Post edited March 21, 2020 by sanscript
Posted March 21, 2020
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nightcraw1er.488: But what is really missing from this article is how do I digitise my wang?
Digitized Wang .
Posted March 21, 2020
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DadJoke007: Shame on you, dong should always be open source and available to everyone whether they ask for it or not. Freeware until it becomes abandonware, that's the circle of life.
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nightcraw1er.488: I am not sure I want random people forking it to be honest!
Now I'm starting to think that the CLONE-A-WILLE idea started with open source.

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paladin181: Digitized Wang .
Risky click of the day, but I got what I expected. I went in blind just for the thrill of it.
Posted March 21, 2020
I was going to ask what the point is, when you could just play a multiplayer game with random players, but I imagine that if money is involved, you can get a more, let's say, customized experience than what you'd get from randoms or even friends.
Posted March 21, 2020
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DadJoke007: The article says the egirls play games and listen to your problems. Have people completely forgotten that voice chat is free in multiplayer games? Just start going on about your day in Left 4 Dead or Team Fortress 2 and you'll get the response you need, and it's free.
Absolutely, why even pay for something that is free everywhere on the internet? I can understand why people buy sex or physical intimacy, but I feel sorry for those that would pay for these things online...

Perhaps it's these new generations variant of "magazines" we bought at one time before they vanished (Cats/Club anyone?).

Not only that, you can joke all the time or say what you want in these MMO's games without any fear that the "online escort" (you've paid) gets offended and close off abruptly knowing there was still time left on the "taximeter"....
Post edited March 21, 2020 by sanscript
Posted March 21, 2020
"You look like a good Joe"
Posted March 21, 2020
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morolf: https://www.wired.com/story/egirlgg-videogames-egirls-fee/

Sounds pretty sick, like an online version of escort girls. The people willing to pay for that must be pretty pathetic weirdoes.
The pathetic weirdos shall inherit the earth. o.O
Posted March 21, 2020
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GameRager: People already (more or less) "pay" for women(or men/etc) via gifts/dates & marriage, or swipe left/right/etc on various apps and sites for random "fun"(well more so before the covid scare).
Uhoh, mayday mayday, do I detect a little cynicism? :)
Posted March 21, 2020
I can be a pretentious asshole at times, but in this case I think: live and let live.
I think it's a biiit weird tbh, voice chat is free (yeah, that's not what this service is about), but oh well. Let them have their fun. :P

I've spend money on worse things...Linkin Park albums for example. :P
Post edited March 21, 2020 by NuffCatnip
Posted March 21, 2020
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For a rate of five dollars a game, Sunny, 24, will play Fortnite with you. “Come game with me. Maybe I’ll sing, too.”
I don't know what's worse: having to pay money for a chick to play with you or having to play Fortnite.

[Modded by Bookwyrm627: Please refrain from vulgarity.]
Post edited March 21, 2020 by Bookwyrm627
Posted March 21, 2020
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DadJoke007: Now I'm starting to think that the CLONE-A-WILLE idea started with open source.

Risky click of the day, but I got what I expected. I went in blind just for the thrill of it.
depending on where you clicked on that one, You got a different result.
Posted March 21, 2020
sounds hot
Posted March 21, 2020
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morolf: https://www.wired.com/story/egirlgg-videogames-egirls-fee/

Sounds pretty sick, like an online version of escort girls. The people willing to pay for that must be pretty pathetic weirdoes.
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timppu: How come? To me that sounds just perfect! A girl acting amazed by my gaming skills and my taste on games, rubbing my ego instead of my penis.

"Wow you are so good! I've never seen anyone play this game that good! What is this game anyway, seems very interesting. You seem to have a good hunch for great games, you should be a professional game reviewer at Kotaku."

I just jizzed in my pants. Not literally, but metamorphorically.
LOL...thanks for the chuckle tims.... +1
Posted March 21, 2020
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fronzelneekburm: OMG, even escort services for gamers are cucked as fuck! I don't know what's worse: having to pay money for a chick to play with you or having to play Fortnite.
I don't really know much about Fortnite, isn't it supposed to be a game that's as addictive as crack and which ruins the lives of many teenagers?
Makes the thing even worse, not only do grown men pay those egirls for fake compliments, they're doing so in a game designed to turn teens into zombie addicts.
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