HereForTheBeer: Don't forget our suicidal deer, trying to exterminate the Upper Midwest human population one high-speed collision at a time.
tinyE: I wouldn't call them suicidal because more times than not when a car hits a deer, the driver is killed and the deer lives.
There's that.
Was watching news last night and they were showing in the background a video clip taken by someone with a phone. The guy is probably 50 feet away from the slowly advancing blob rolling down the street and you hear an official voice in the background saying, "Sir, you need to move back from there." Because the blob is going to suddenly leap forward and attack the guy. Frankly, I'm hoping for someone else standing another 50 feet back, filming the first guy getting run over at 1 inch per minute. "It just came from NOwhere, man!"