From what i read , you are the worst looser ever : not even able to win while cheating :P

It's all fun and games until somebody plays that 5th ace.

It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.



And then it's only fun.

You obviously have not played enough Russian games.

An explorer gets captured by some bushmen.

They take him to their village and tell him that for his trespassing he will need to play a game of Russian Roulette. They bring him into a circle formed by beautiful women and the Chief tells him that he will now get a blow job from each of them,

"Why is this Russian Roulette?" ask the explorer.

The Chief says, "One of them is a cannibal."