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General discussion[Forum game] Let's take sentences out of context!(388 posts)(388 posts)
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This is my favourite topic
Posted December 16, 2020
Regarding nightmares: First of all, a stopgap measure-buy a goldfish if you haven't done so already[...] Seocondly, you can drink hot wine at the circus-it might lower the nightmares, if you're lucky enough-but if you're unlucky, it raises scandal so beware with that! There's also an opportunity that includes a bunch of criminals wanting to beat you up
Now all I have to do is write a few false apologies, send a few false donations, AND I'M BACK TO ROLLING AROUND IN HONEY-COVERED WENCHES, BABY!
Posted December 28, 2020
Does anything bad happen if you let the dog pee on you?
Posted January 13, 2021
I really can't recommend this enough, particularly to fans of guys in rubber suits and cyborg sister slapping enthusiasts
Post edited January 28, 2021 by HunchBluntley
Posted January 25, 2021
You don't want dead people calling in!
Posted January 28, 2021
"Ladies please, he could have stayed in the mouth."
Posted January 29, 2021
I just like being a bounty hunter who applies the law arbitrarily and selfishly in a chaotic wasteland :(

And fisto. Getting my money's worth out of fisto.
Posted February 09, 2021
Coming soon: Backbone
This one's arguably funnier IN context (that is, knowing it's the title of a post on GOG). But I still thought it warranted a post in this thread.
Posted February 09, 2021
Another case of a headline excerpt that's misleading and scary if you don't look at the rest of it.

The headline:
"Pfizer cuts COVID-19 vaccine production"

The next word is "time", but if you were to stop reading right there, it would be rather scary.

(Of course, some headlines could be quite disturbing if you were to stop after "COVID-19" but before "vaccine".)
Posted February 14, 2021
Music is worse than offensive.
Posted March 04, 2021
I've also never been able to obtain a list of jurors or list of judges or D.A's on case? Anybody know how i can obtain these to know who i'm torturing or paying
Post edited March 04, 2021 by HunchBluntley
Posted March 05, 2021
"Jesus, are you gay enough or what?"

Source:
https://youtu.be/S76IuL89zVY
Post edited March 05, 2021 by XVX777
Posted March 06, 2021
How can I tell if a corpse is safe to eat?

[spoiler]



NetHack
[/spoiler]
Post edited March 06, 2021 by JackknifeJohnson
Posted March 07, 2021
Mommy has a headache. You kids go play in traffic.
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Posted March 10, 2021
Everything was going great, and then...then you started washing your junk with your cat.
Posted March 18, 2021
Would you like flowers or body parts?
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General discussion[Forum game] Let's take sentences out of context!(388 posts)(388 posts)
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