Damn this game is a doozie. I got a response from support, and as expected it's the ''make sure your firewall isn't blocking Galaxy' stuff like with Bioshock. Well, I've added Galaxy's processes and the game to the exceptions, tried running it without a firewall, even uninstalled Norton just to make sure it's not the cause. No dice. Now they're asking me to make sure that GOG.com domains are whitelisted. Any idea how to do that? Though given that no other game has consistently failed to reward achievements, I don't think this is where the problem lies. Other than that, all I can thing of is to redownload/reinstall the whole thing, try it on my old laptop, and try someone else's save file. And yeah, the same achievements seem to be working for others, they don't seem bugged globally.
Edit: It's done, Support have thrown their hands in the air, as have I. I'm getting a refund. Might seem petty to refund a game because of achievements but the complete disregard from the devs in their own tech support thread (and not just towards me) makes it easy to get over.
Post edited December 13, 2019 by TentacleMayor