^well that's the point right.. keep us upgrading?
much like crysis.. cyberpunk 2077 forced upgrades.

^ He knows that I will never purchase C.P. 2077, as I can never forgive the condition in which it was initially released.

^ Has derived the meaning of life but shall maintain the secret to his grave, in order to preserve the innocence and purity of youth for all future generations.

^ He is aware that I would share "the meaning of life" with any who would listen.

(He is also cognizant of the fact that few would apply it to their daily lives in order to benefit from such a profound revelation.)

Mrs. [Hooyaah caught him playing Life in Santa County. and he managed to convince her that it was a social study on how to improve life at the Northpole.

^ Will likely not be buying & playing many games b/c many of those are Alpha or Beta upon release.

(SIDE NOTE - Hence why I often wait for patches to come out, sales, deals, bundles, Complete Editions and/or GOG versions way later).

^ did not like the Dead Island games.

^ Killed the island to make it dead.

^ It was HeresMyAccount's birthday yesterday and none of you wished em' a happy birthday, but the real 1s know. Happy 58th, HeresMyAccount.

^assumes we can smell birthdays

^ Has a distinctive smell when wearing his birthday suit.

^has yet to put the lotion on it's skin

^ left the dog outside in the heat

^ Once famously asked, "Was Dog a donut?" and got the answer he wanted.

^ Likes the Albino named Vin Diesel & understands his language.

^ for the past year and a half, he's been living on Mountain Dew and Slim Jims.