^ Is a big fan of the american television show "Dallas".

^ He doctored in Physics and Mathematics at the University Of Cambridge and was extended the opportunity of being a don.

^ Finally understands that my background in psychopharmacology is just a side hustle for me.

^ He knows that the right career in psychopharmacology can be quite lucrative, indeed.

^ Is a psychotic pharmacist.

^ He is a such a regular patron of his local pharmacy; most of the ladies he dates are over fifty years of age.

^ Doesn't realize that I'm not dating any ladies at all! So the joke's on him!

EDIT: And anyway, 50 isn't very old; I'm nearly that old, and by the look of you, you're much older, you hypocrite! And have you nothing inspirational to say anymore, beyond "^(OvO)^"?

^ It's so inspirational to know that he is a "New User." I wonder what pharmaceutical he is now "using."

(Actually, I don't believe that he knows how to navigate to his settings and change his 'Forum "title."')

^ Is unable to follow his own, generally sound and reasonable, truisms.

^ He seems to be unaware, that when a man attains a certain stage of development, his life is fulfilled and he may go home to his reward.

^ His reward is a bowl of dog food left by his master.

^ Worked as a tattoo artist for Tony Halme.

^ He is a board-certified plastic surgeon who is a member of the American Society of Plastic Surgeons and one who specializes in tattoo removal.

^ Prefers to use the tried and trusted cheese grater for tattoo removal.

^ Likes to burn off tattoos and fungus-zombie bites.