^ Was there during the Second Age, but made no attempt to stop Sauron from forging the one ring because they like watching the world burn.

^ Had a small role as an extra in the classic Nicolas Cage film "Jiu Jitsu".

^ knows Renfield.

^ He knows Seinfeld.

^ He did not know that Texas used to be a sovereign country.

^ Often confuses Texas with Luxembourg.

^ Hates to listen to the french nursery rhymes i learned in Luxembourg.

^ He forgets that I fought at the battle of San Jacinto.

^ He tried to defend the Alamo... when Ozzy pissed on a monument.

^ He realizes that after I defended the Alamo, no one could ever understand Ozzy's words again, unless he was singing them. He remains ignorant of the fact, however, that there is no basement at the Alamo.

^ Doesn't know Keith Richards shot Ozzy with an arrow in the knee at the Alamo. That's why his speech making career is over.