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^ While I was conquering galaxies, you were learning to SPELL YOUR NAME!
^ Never learned to spell his name.
^ Locked me in a cage surrounded by giant stacks of gold ingots.
^ He dreams of being a real boy one day.
^ Already 15 years into pension
^ He was conscripted into military service very recently.
^ Sent Dessimu out in a centuries-old fighter jet with only a few hours of VR training and expects him to win the war against a superior force.
^ He firmly believes that World War II occurred "centuries ago."
^ He vividly remembers fighting in the army of Emperor Basíleios Porphyrogénnētos against the barbaric, asiatic Bulgar hordes.
^ He realizes that making me aware of his knowledge of that fact would cause me to be somewhat disconcerted.
^ Still lives in the past, aka trying to remember what he did last hour.
^ Remembers everything he ever ate for breakfast, which is usually brains.

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Hooyaah: ^ He firmly believes that World War II occurred "centuries ago."
^ Remembers the crusades like they were yesterday.
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Hooyaah: ^ He firmly believes that World War II occurred "centuries ago."
^ Vividly remembers the events of Battlefield Earth.
^ Thinks WH40K is a History book.
^ Confuses history books with mystery books.