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I have young cousins.

They tell me stuff is "the sex!"

That song is the sex!
That game is the sex!

I don't want to cast aspersions on their sexual experiences, but something seems wrong there.

I tend to invent my own bizarre phrases.

I have one too. Scares the shit out of people :)

I'm afraid this subject is not my cup of tea.

Totally.
Anyone that makes a thread, or participates in a thread like this, is barking up the wrong tree, and I could give a flying rat's ass about any of them.