Ah thank you Punington , maybe Osen closed his parallel processor before fight because of he thinks that is betrayal for art. But that dude has issues he never think just one way. You cant control his mind easily. he cant control himself too

Yeah funny to read all of them

thanks DOC

"What the...? Didn't that thing notice me? Doesn't get any clearer than 'Hey, I'm over here!', stupid half-alien!" Bug was looking out for a nice mug of beer. "Dammit! What's wrong with people here? No one's even drinking a beer!" Looking through the tavern for alternatives, Bug noticed a chewed up looking wizard at one table. His robe seemed to be a bit scorched and some drool-like liquid was slowly dripping from his face, ruining that nice puddle of ale on his table. "Bugger", the wizard said. "Yeah, 'Bugger'. How about NOT letting that stuff drip into the ale? And it's 'Bug', by the way!", Bug murmured to himself. Looking further through the tavern, he spotted a HUGE Bloody Mary on one of the tables. "That'll do...", he thought and came out of his hideout to get a look at the creature at the table. "Ugh! What a hideous monstrosity! A face only a mother could love."

Bug shook off his disgust and got on his way to the Bloody Mary. "Let's hope sharky won't notice, or I'll end up looking like that wizard."

Oh the matches started. This was fun to read. :)

Also my character doesn't have an opponent?

You're right, I don't see you in the matchups list. At least not using ctrl+f on 28 and golem.

Yeah, it must be one of two things. Either Doc made a mistake and overlooked him or golem actually managed to hide like a true ninja.

You're fighting 23. muddysneakers - Jason "Jennifer" Lee.
They're not in the list either.

good match between Wumpus and Rudolph. At least my Wumpus got a present. :D

Great fights so far! I can't wait to see how my character deals with the squirrel. :D

I went and edited my post. I removed Darksiders 3 Deluxe Edition from my list.

Ahhaha. Yes POGO, way to go!
Much respect to Celia. It was an honorable fight.

That would be very impressive indeed! Well, the number of entries is even, counting Wren, so another member must've been left out as well - so if you compare who's missing, you'll know whom you're up against! ;)
Oh, I didn't see this page when I posted, ninjad! :)

Mr. Fiddlesticks should have emulated the footsteps of his colleague before joining Mort...I mean Fight Club tournament. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

My apologies for missing you and muddysneakers, you have been added as the last fight.

Did not expect these tournaments to pack so much comedy punch! All great reads! But Fight 2 with the mighty marble and that Dickens Fatality made me choke on my Sunday coffee! LOL!

Three-headed Malicia had her eyes fixated on the fights before her with unblinking intensity. "Never underestimate the strengths of your opponents," she thought to herself...

Maybe I'm missing something here, but why are there different numbers of rolls? I see the first three fights had 3 dice rolls/rounds, same with fight 6, and the rest varies between 1 and 2...

What rules are being followed here?

Love the action in these fights btw, these are more my kind of "text-games" played out by a gamemaster :D

Very entertaining so far. Jason is busy hanging out in front of the arena with a couple stoners missing all the action.