Posted March 01, 2016

zeogold
The Puzzlemaster
Registered: Dec 2012
From United States

omega64
Something good
Registered: Apr 2012
From Netherlands

zeogold
The Puzzlemaster
Registered: Dec 2012
From United States

sunshinecorp
Ordained Dudeist
Registered: Jul 2011
From Greece

vv221
./play.it developer
Registered: Dec 2012
From France
Posted March 01, 2016
I just can't resist a mysterious smelly wooden box, I'm casting my vote on it without any hesitation!

ZFR
I love gold!
Registered: Jan 2010
From Ireland
Posted March 01, 2016
Did you forget to log off and someone used your account to post a proper sentence for a change?
(And I'm using "proper" very loosely here)
Objection! We were not given prior notice of this evidence. Had we known other evidence existed that might have affected our verdict, we might not have voted as we did.
This should not be admissible. Vote: burn the box!
(And I'm using "proper" very loosely here)
Objection! We were not given prior notice of this evidence. Had we known other evidence existed that might have affected our verdict, we might not have voted as we did.
This should not be admissible. Vote: burn the box!
Post edited March 01, 2016 by ZFR

Yezemin
Panda-holic
Registered: Jul 2014
From Germany
Posted March 01, 2016

Courtroom Evidence, Cecil's Box
Mr. Cecil Vensetti has presented us with a mysterious wooden box. It smells quite strangely, and he claims that there is a vital clue in it. The judge, not to be deprived of his entertainment, refuses to let it be opened unless the jurors vote for it (and it's really not unreasonable, considering that opening it runs the risk of that smell getting loose). And what the judge says, goes.
The judge bangs his gavel!

zeogold
The Puzzlemaster
Registered: Dec 2012
From United States
Posted March 01, 2016

Courtroom Evidence, Cecil's Box
Mr. Cecil Vensetti has presented us with a mysterious wooden box. It smells quite strangely, and he claims that there is a vital clue in it. The judge, not to be deprived of his entertainment, refuses to let it be opened unless the jurors vote for it (and it's really not unreasonable, considering that opening it runs the risk of that smell getting loose). And what the judge says, goes.
The judge bangs his gavel!

Oh, please, no. That might only increase the smell, and it's bad enough as it is already.
Hey, now. "Heh." is a proper sentence. It has a subject (the link), a verb (the chuckling), and presents a complete thought (conveying smugness).
Post edited March 01, 2016 by zeogold

ShadowPatriarch
In hoc signo vinces!
Registered: Nov 2015
From Other

sunshinecorp
Ordained Dudeist
Registered: Jul 2011
From Greece
Posted March 01, 2016
Yeah. Unboxing video NOW. That was a VOTE.

zeogold
The Puzzlemaster
Registered: Dec 2012
From United States
Posted March 01, 2016
Update: OPs edited with new evidence, evidence available, Puzzlemaster's thoughts, and a description of Officer Zhdar.

ZFR
I love gold!
Registered: Jan 2010
From Ireland
Posted March 01, 2016
Vote: Prosecution Witness, Darleen's Coworker
I refuse to accept the box.
I refuse to accept the box.

sunshinecorp
Ordained Dudeist
Registered: Jul 2011
From Greece

Habanerose
Killing is Fun
Registered: Oct 2014
From France
Posted March 01, 2016

sunshinecorp
Ordained Dudeist
Registered: Jul 2011
From Greece
Posted March 01, 2016
Well, I happen to have this here military grade flamethrower with me. I passed it as a cigarette lighter. Security is surprisingly lax around here.