I catch a normal sized horse, and jump on its back. Lacking spores, I tickle the horse until it starts gallopping as if there was no tomorrow. My fears seem to come true, as the giraffe starts to nibble Hooyahs hair, destroying the tasteful permanent wave that asserts the wizard's long, gray beard.
I throw the lasso at the giraffe, miss it, catch MichaelD.965, and fall off the horse.

(The giraffe and the horse trot into the sunset. It sounds like they are laughing...)

The horse wants to play too and throws a shoe.

^ **throws a farrier to replace the missing horseshoe**

Tearfully, I throw Lucky, the second best dog I ever had, onto a funeral pyre. He literally learned from the best, her name was Princess.

^ Sorry for your loss. It's always sad to lose one of our furry friends.
I serve some tea and (to obey the rules) throw some chocolate chip cookies at you.

^ **throws a large, hot and fresh salted pretzel**

Throws a tea tree with lots of leaves. That's a lot of reading material.

Okay, I found a supposedly readable tea tree after eating that tasty pretzel and now I'm sitting here for three days, trying to make sense of what's written on these leaves. I think I got duped.
There are three tea tree leaves left. Read them yourself.
^ I also throw my Jigsaw mask at you because you know me and I don't know you and I don't want to play games anymore.

**throws a new 10,000 piece jigsaw puzzle in a box**

The puzzle-box spills open upon landing, and several jigsaws are permanently ruined. I pick up the mask and instinctively know what I must do, it's a calling that I must embrace and become...a PG version of the Jigsaw Killer. Lowlife thugs must finish jigsaw puzzles that inspire them to turn over a new leaf. Mighty Flo is the first to fail, and I throw a Nerf bullet at his head.

Throws a frag grenade to make those puzzles much more challenging.

^ **throws a Mark 38 (M242 Bushmaster chain gun)**

Throws the best tank ever designed in history, a Bob Semple tank to test its armor.

I had some problems with my hearing, recently. It turned out there was a Nerf bullet stuck incredibly deep in my ear.
Your tank has no chance to withstand the powers of that bullet, that's why I throw it at you and your tank.

^ **throws a box of Cracker Jacks and a pack of Lucky Strikes** (You sir, are a true hero.)

Throws Elon Musk's Not A Flamethrower to light those Lucky Strikes.