I actually think a lot of the examples I gave have legit reasons. Like you said with the shelving, and I for one reach into a loaf of bread because the pieces are bigger in the middle as the loaves are tapered.


HEY! That reminds me! Totally OT! :D

Why are turds tapered?

So your asshole doesn't slam shut.

I used to work at a grocery store, for the first two months I worked the morning shift, and holy fucking shit I hated it so much.

We'd get lots of older people in the morning, and some of them are downright annoying as fuck. I had one older women walk up to me and actually tell me I need to smile more because she had been watching me. When I flashed her a sarcastic smile she gasped at me and walked away. I looked over at my co-worker next to me and he was laughing away. If you do this, walk up to a stranger and tell them they need to smile, you are obnoxious and need to mind your own business.

Once a night shift position opened up I snagged it so fucking quickly. I was a really good worker so my bosses liked me and gave it to me despite the request of other people who had been there for a 1 year+. But I guess they didn't take their job as seriously. That position was the best, started at 10pm, left at 6am. No customers. Two 30 minute breaks with pay. Just me, my music, and putting food on a shelf.

I do this, but only in open-top fridges. Cause pizza and i'scream lower to the bottom are colder and will not thaw as quick.

Ah, yes. The best part about being a bag boy.

Hell yeah

Wait a minute, pimpmonkey was a bag boy?

WTF is wrong with you people!?

Are you fucking trained to put bread in the bottom of the bag and then toss in all the canned and bottled stuff on top of it!? I don't go in there to buy pita bread but I always end up with it!

Sorry my mind was elsewhere
Funny story with that though when the dre 2001 albums came out I used to order CDs through friend I ordered that one he came to the store and only got a gallon of milk and said he needed my help with it he lived across the street from the store so we had some ever clear and listened to that dre cd I ordered

If you put Wonderbread in the fridge it will outlast any siege or the forces of natural decay.

So yeah its full of sugar.

In the Fallout games I used to think it was odd that you could go into an ancient supermarket and pick up a perfectly preserved loaf of bread.

Now it doesn't seem so far-fetched.

I only do this when there is something wrong with the item I have taken. I have done this to a basket because the basket was broken, and I have done this with a product because something was crushed, broken, tampered or dirty.

As opposed to a grocery store basket or cart that isn't broken?

There is no such thing. :P

You've seen the ingrediants on that damn shit? I'm surprised they don't use them in construction.

I should have said the least broken ;)

I've got a better question. Who cares?

What worries me is when I see the cashier using gloves. I suddenly wonder what she knows that I don't!