Banned for past, present, and future hairballs.

Banned because Singh is king.

Banned for royalty

Banned for using numbers as letters.

Banned for including only1 roman numeral in the above post.

Banned because that should read:

"Banned for including only I Roman numeral in the above post."

Banned for saying that the text should be italicized even though it shouldn't.

Banned for stating the obvious, with their user name...

Banned for criticising people's choice of user names.

Banned for refusing to criticise.

Banned for having 6734 GOG accounts.

Banned because that's impossible.

Banned for not really knowing what is and what isn't possible.

Banned because your perception, regarding the possibility or impossibility of a feat, is flawed; i myself have achieved things considered impossible, while things that everybody and their pet regard as the easiest and most possible things ever, i couldn't even get close.

Banned for comparing himself to a pet.

Hey, that actually sounds like a compliment! Banning myself for that.