Banned for being a pinball wizard.

Banned for playing pinball while blind.

Banned for cruelly blinding other users.

^ Banned, for trying to feed MichaelD.965 to your pet Komodo dragons

^ Banned for not knowing it's an expensive delicacy and actually very tasty.

Banned, because that sounds like you've eaten human meat yourself. Probably not surprising though, going by your avatar you seem to be some kind of giant carnivorous frog after all.

^ Banned for not noticing the implied 'for Komodo dragons' at the end.

Banned for not knowing a crab when you see it!

Banned, because crabs are red, whereas borisburke is green, so he must be a frog.

Banned because crabs are red

Lobsters are blue

I am banned

And so are you

Banned, because,
roses are red,
yet some are pink,
you're more annoying
than you might think

Banned for not going in to detail about how I'm annoying, so I can use that criticism to be less irritating.

Banned, because you mistook a silly poem for sincere criticism

Banned because I've been bamboozled.

Banned because you've been flim flammed...and are also now flim flam(from scooby doo).