Banned for looking up the price of parts and service for repairs.

Banned for insulting the great Grom Zaza.

Banned for interviewing Zsa Zsa Gabor.

Banned for wanting to type weirdly spelled names.

Banned for preferring Eva Gabor.

Banned to a life of studying the most dangerous ants in the world so you can appreciate their ingenuity and ravenousness.

Banned for applying for a summer job at an ant farm.

^ banned for applying farm ants as a sunscreen

Banned for selling household appliances instead of getting the ants removed from your eyes.

Banned for ant abuse.

Banned for policing the act of roasting ants with a magnifying glass, that's every child's right!

Banned for confusing a right with a sadistic ritual.

Banned because not if you lick the dead ants off the sidewalk afterward.

Banned for being an anteater.

Banned because polar bears surviving the melting ice-caps is the worst thing to happen to Canadians since Justin True-Doe. Polars are one of the few animals that hunt humans long-term, while the grizzlies they're cross-breeding with only eat what they can make suffer. Soon, no camping trip in northern North America will be complete without suicide pills in the event of a griz-pole attack.