Banned for reading that word on one of the few Hooyaah posts where he doesn't say it.

^ banned because the continent isn't big enough for the two of us

^Banned so he can run for president and build a wall between the two of them - or a very broad river, that would work as well.

Banned for getting Chris Jericho to break the walls down.

Banned because Pink Floyd does it better.

Banned because the Pink Floyd lyrics "Leave those kids alone!" is threatening genocide, by the logic of people who want to mutilate children.

Banned because I got a haircut today and the barber mutilated my hair.

Banned for cheating the body transplant industry by chopping off, selling, and re-growing your dick as if it was hair.

Banned for not understanding how hair works.

Banned for being too hairy and having a tail.

Banned because it's fur, and the tail gets me style points.

Banned for thinking that hair never grows back, or that there's no industry of collecting it. (The world's biggest hair collection fills every room of many floors in an Indian palace.)

Banned for collecting palaces.

^ banned for collecting places

You're both banned for keeping me from my Lego.