Banned for dressing up as a devil at night to savage criminals, because you claim to be The Man Without Fear.

Banned for watching the 2005 Elektra film.

Banned because bringing back bad beliefs that beaten ninjas can snap their own necks bare-handed is bullshit.

^ banned, because snap your fingers

^Banned for letting the weasel fool you.

Does a person who watched film really need to be punished?
But if so, would not make that person watch Catwoman be more appropriate?

Banned for watching Green Lantern.
Banned for watching Green Lantern.
Banned for watching Green Lantern.

(Every time I post this, it doesn't work!)

Banned for using "Every time I post this, it doesn't work!" as your magic mantra.

Banned for thinking that a mantra is a type of manta.

Banned to the gulag for having a mantra.

^ banned for not just having yet another drink

Banned for drinking until you puke, thus negating the drinking.

Banned because that's how life is. You drink 'till you puke, and then you puke 'till you drink.

^ banned for "spilling" the secret meaning of life in this humble thread

You're both banned for treating your bodies like sewage dumps.

Banned because we are all dumped in the sewer at the end of our lives.