Banned for cancelling Gendy's 3D-animated Popeye movie.

Banned for making me watch ancient episodes of Charlie Sheen sitcoms with him.

Banned because Scary Movie 3 is the only good thing Charlie Sheen has ever done.

Banned for wanting to see what my insides look like.

^ banned, because as your bodyguard, such a thing shall never happen on my watch

Banned for getting home too late; when you find J Lo, his insides are outside.

^ banned, for lying like the Union dog you are; my pal J Lo an I are enjoying a hot mug of cocoa just now and watching a documentary.

Eh?

Banned for regarding John Carpenter's Halloween as a "documentary".

Banned for watching a documentary about how John Carpenter killed Bob Crane.

Banned for not liking Hot Shots!

Banned for screeching in the middle of a movie store, "EVERYBODY'S A SUSPECT!"

^ banned for locking all of the EXIT doors beforehand.

Banned for pausing Halloween mid-watch party just to list off the don't of horror movies.

Banned for watching Season of the Witch.

Edit: apparently there are three separate, completely unrelated movies with that title. The one I referenced is this one: [url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halloween_III:_Season_of_the_Witch]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halloween_III:_Season_of_the_Witch[/url]

Banned because I thank you for protecting me. You did a phenomenal job, and you also make a great cup of cocoa.

Banned for not making Nick Cage fight Mike Meyers wearing a Mike Meyers mask. Sitting back to watch this with popcorn would have been better for Jamie Lee Curtis' career than starring in Borderlands.

^ banned for forgetting to suggest that this Christmas Season, we try an awesome recipe for gingerbread people

(You should be reinstated to the community as an Elite Member for always being kind, appreciative, and thankful to your friends.)