i assume castration is out of the question ?

Banned for not banning the person above you and thus breaking the rules.

Banned for getting upset at the mention of castration.

Banned for changing your avatar, thus making my previous plans of saving the comment not likely to happen any time soon. Might be for the best, though. Ducks and doctors don't get along too well when you think about it.

Banned for not realizing that all quacks are the same.

Banned for stupid puns.

Banned for not being able to appreciate a well-weighted wittily delivered pun.
Sometimes, in some cases, I really wish it weren't :p

Banned because you still look as a bishop.

Banned for pissing of dr. Who by siding with Daleks who promoted you to the Bishop of the Davros church.

Banned for knowing too much about Dr. Who (does he at least sell headphones?)

Banned for hiding the penguin's sense of class by having it wear something other that its Tux.
Edit: Banned for getting in the way while I was targeting the penguin.

Banned for thinking that a tuxedo is made of feathers.

Banned, because you are called "HeresyAccount" with the addition of an M to fool the inquisition. Don't try, we are too clever for you naughty people ...

*BLAM* - consider yourself perma-banned ... *chucklehucklegloatgloat*

Banned for trying to curtail my virtuous heresy!

Banned for trying to copy the Horus Heresy.